Aunty ki gaand

Bhai maine apni gaand NTA ko bechdi hai paise dekar. Ab mai inka slave hun. Raat ko bade sahab ne paper postpone kardia kyuki manpower nahi hai. accha bhala 17 ko free hojata . Admit card le aaya tha ab bkl centre change kardenge, oo iski maa ki chut yaar

While having Tea in the evening, there's a lady let say Y she's one of my mom's friend arrived at our home with his 10th class boy asking about Tution fee and stuff, since my mom take Tutions upto class 10th. At first she was having a Normal chit chat , but later she asked " or Bada beta aaj kal kya kar raha hai ?", so sitting in the dining hall my mom said " just last year graduate hua hai, currently working at xyz company as a Associate in research domain", phir she asked directly from me "ki beta aage kya plans hain ? " { let me give you her Son's back story he had done his MBA from IIM shillong.} , I replied " MBA". So she be like Competition hai, profile matter karti hai, work -ex and what not. Like i know she knows the stuff about MBA. But then she asked about my profile and Specialisation i wish to pursue. I said it's 86.1/95.6/ 6.815., abhi Work-ex lunga till CAT24 (18months), CFA L1 cleared and wanna specialize in Finance. She be like woh sab toh thik hai but 6 ki line me CGPA hai kaise hoga, Top B-schools me toh profile mangte hai, mere bete ki 9/9/8 thi and blah blah. I just listened and Said dekhte hain aunty jaha jo likha hoga mil jaega. I don't know but i am really started doubting myself 😭,+ I am a CA dropout , CA exams ke chakkar me + Shitty professors ke karan Grad score i fucked up.

kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja

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gaand hi phatt rhi hai buri waali
bhailog raat ke 3 baje tak to khul jaegi na?
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Bhai aaj sirf 3 ghnte ki nind leni pdegi boht jyada gaand ft rhi h abhi audit of different entities adha baaki h aur audit of fin statement bhi aadha baaki h aur revision kal subhe krunga bhai gaand fad di audit ne to🤡🤡😭💀

SO I returned to home after buying fruits at noon and then when Just as I was going to pick my fruits and close the parking gate a saleswoman (surf excel) jacket came and asked if she could use my phone to call someone, I gave my phone in goodwill after opening the keypad screen, I was picking up my fruits that fell on the floor, then I noticed she was doing something with her phone out too, I ran and suddenly snatched mine and asked "aunty ho gayi baat?" she was scared and then I saw the screen, she went through message for an OTP for some kind of betting game and luckily the OTP came when the phone was in MY hand, I reported the mobile no and blocked the no. she kept asking ki OTP dedo hum surf excel ke yaha se hai customer feedback ke liye, And I was like "customer feedback" ? Na maine uss aurat ko kabhi dekha na usse kuch saaman liya to feedback kis cheez ka du? Its like you can't even trust ppl who need help these days, Of course I admit that I was the fool who gave my phone and then frisked off in picking up the fruits but I just want everyone one of you to please be attentive to whom you give your phone and even if you give make sure they are not using other things...

SO I returned to home after buying fruits at noon and then when Just as I was going to pick my fruits and close the parking gate a saleswoman (surf excel) jacket came and asked if she could use my phone to call someone, I gave my phone in goodwill after opening the keypad screen, I was picking up my fruits that fell on the floor, then I noticed she was doing something with her phone out too, I ran and suddenly snatched mine and asked "aunty ho gayi baat?" she was scared and then I saw the screen, she went through message for an OTP for some kind of betting game and luckily the OTP came when the phone was in MY hand, I reported the mobile no and blocked the no. she kept asking ki OTP dedo hum surf excel ke yaha se hai customer feedback ke liye, And I was like "customer feedback" ? Na maine uss aurat ko kabhi dekha na usse kuch saaman liya to feedback kis cheez ka du? Its like you can't even trust ppl who need help these days, Of course I admit that I was the fool who gave my phone and then frisked off in picking up the fruits but I just want everyone one of you to please be attentive to whom you give your phone and even if you give make sure they are not using other things...

So last year December a dog gave birth to 7 puppies right in front of my gate and I took up the responsibility to take care of them since she already thought it was safe to be there, not a very friendly dog, is scared of people doesn’t let anyone touch her but since I used to feed her everyday outside our lane she did what she did. Cut to two uncles come to my house and tell my father to tell me ! Ki bhai yeh kutte Hatao and we want to get them picked up by SPCA which is the worst place a healthy dog let alone 1 week old pups can go. They were passive aggressive with me and I requested for some months and since then I have gotten 4 of them adopted and sadly one passed away as someone drove over him may he never come back to this earth and rest in eternal peace. (again another issue with chd these days what’s up with such rash driving and no respect for road safety ? It wasn’t like this before and people have become so aggressive lately in chd anyway moving on)
After doing what I could do on my own and personal expense I started noticing how many litters were there around town and how many dogs were not spayed or neutered, that’s when I found out how the RESPECTED MC of chd hasn’t done jackshit. They haven’t been neutering strays and hence all this is happening. Now all this while whenever I have tried to help the animals people especially older idiots have always made sure things don’t go smoothly, they never do anything for the society but when someone else takes charge they do everything in their power to hold them back. I am so sick of the way people in chd have become similar to Delhi (hell I would say people in Delhi are better) Everyone is driving like a maniac, all I see is cabs, in my 28years of growing up in chd it was a rarest of the rare sight to see people break lights now I see it everyday, never did I see people driving on the wrong side now I see it often, people have started having physical fights ! (I am ware about PU situation but general public excluding youth wasn’t this aggressive) People have become more classist, aunties and uncles have become more Delhi. Argh. Chd needs to wake up and not become the next Gurgaon or Delhi! And MC needs to for the love of god start working and stop eating up our money. So my question is do u feel the same ? And what do you think the reasons could be ?

30+ years of born and Raised in Mumbai..
I beg you Mumbaikars please chose correct leaders, you know how messed up the population and the public transport... Even the roads our dug up, things not going anywhere...
Central railway ki 30 mins ke rain mein gaand fatt gayi, huge incompetency from Govt side.. I saw our CM today, bhailog uske liye raasta clear kiya in traffic laden road, and we can't go even peacefully with stupid Public Transport which gets broken with few drops.. Your children in future will think about this..

Just had I am having I dont know what the fuck it is just over it's not about jee its about everything my life will always collapse within itself and i will never be able toachieve anything in my life madarchod yeh mama kept on snoring in the night I couldn't sleep my head hurts and now some random ass fucking auntie and her child won't let me sleep (her daughter was in her home for a makeover or some shit and my sister and she are friends and she lost some good stuffworth 40k) she came yesterday aur mere mama tak ko dhundhna mein lagaya I was about to sleep at 12pm till 1:30 pm par yeh madarchod aa gaye sone ni diya ab main so ni para sir dard ho raha and even if I manage to sleep I will still end up sleeping at like 3or 4 am advanced 9 am onwards hai it's like always like everytime I can controll nothing people might as well spit in my face behenchod God gifted behen ka loda madarchod randi hu main bas chutiya sala jhant bhar ki jindagi usne ma bap bhai behen sab munh pe antagonistic hain bak bal khatam ni hoti conditionally supportive jab main give up kar chuka tha to sabne kaha padh loda lassan ab main padhna chahta hun to sari bakchodi inki abhi yad ati hai behenchod jhoothe hypocrites moody sale aur main chutiya madarchod kuch ni kar sakta kuch ni there is nothing my life had been fucked my life will be fucked and it will remain fucked I am at the end I cannot motivate myself even further I can do nothing nothing nothing behenchod sari willpower chus gayi hai madarchod madarchod madarchodadarchid madarchod madarchod behenchod how the fuck are people even happy with their lives why don't they just die what's the point what the fuck calm down Kuch ni hora yahan mental breakdown hai and I am not sure if I can recov- Stop stop stop. It's the only chance for me to take over my broken down fucked up psyche and you must not give in to the anxious force the bitch guy within you. Feelings are fucked and they must be burned at an altar. Feel feelings selectively. Many things, many thought patterns that you find yourself in are a result if past trauma, current conditions of your life, and much more. These feelings can lead to one taking drastic steps. The only way to counteract all of this is to give into pure rationality. Giving into pure rationality I must admit that I have no way of quantifying my condition other than mocks and I am too afraid to give mocks, and they will take a lost of time. And speaking logically, the emotional blow from a fucked up performance has a very high of hindering my progress and crippling my motivation, and thus I have convinced myself to forgo mocks. Rationally speaking I must maximize the mocks, but I have mentioned the caveat which lies, what I cannot do is give up. I must study. Keep on studying. Study no matter what. Study however. But study. Work with pen. Watch videos. It doesn't matter. I have to study. I have to give my full efforts, as much as I can. That's the best thing. And the rest of it I have to bet on luck and my mental performance while giving the paper, I have to maximize that. I will not be able to do jackshit in the exams in the time which is left, that's the truth, and in a month you cannot do jackshit either. But I will have to play on the only thing which I have, my mind, i will have to pray and make sure it works in the Advanced, simultaneously I will have to prepare myself emotionally for the blow that will come with the failure, because there are high chances. Then I will have to bludgeon and carry on anyhow. I will have to keep working hard. There is no other way. I will have to go to therapy, by now my mind has completely bifurcated into two personalities, and the bitch pussy crying voice will gave to be cured and dealt with, else it endangers the survival of us both. I will have to stidy. I will have to work hard. I will have to be me. I will have to be rational. I will have to be more emotionally intelligent. I will have to know to select feelings carefully. I will have to be present and hyper aware of everything. The alternative is a very dark path. Well my mind is opting for that alternative because life seems darker. The problem is that I don't feel anything. I am an amalgamation of basic animal instincts of survival and ambition coupled with executive functions and logical side, and I am as much part of myself as the emotional side is. And I see no logical sense to give up, because all the logic is pretty much predicated around survival and increasing entropy of the universal system; and I am a microcosm in my own right, a system of my own and my stability and survival and success is what all the reasoning is fundamentally based on - ergo, dying and giving up is not an option. The emotional side has to be modulated and controlled. I will have to logically induce emotions that will drive me and efficiently deal with and soothe the negative emotions, I will have to validate many scary emotions but at the same time I will have to completely reject, invalidate, ignore, and forcibly stop multiple emotions from festering, which is not healthy for normal people, but I do not lie within the norm if the norm is overall absence of stark dissatisfaction and disillusionment with life. That being said I do not think I am in a position to attempt studying, and it is incredibly hard to determine whether this is the bitch voice or the logical voice speaking. I do not think I will be able to nap either. But I do presume similar conditions will follow me while giving exams because past patterns do not support me being in the best condition while giving exams, and this is the best way to segway to positive emotions. Fuck it I am going to study. I feel tired. Everything is impossible. But I will study. When Thor has to slay Jormungandr he knows he is going to die, but he wields his mighty hammer and accepts his destiny and valiantly fights the great serpent, and dies. I am going to do the same. I know I will fail. I will grieve. I will cry. But not give up. I know cards are stacked up against me. But i will not give up. If I fight against overwhelming odds enough number of times then I will learn to create miracles, and that is a divine power in it's own right. I will learn to create miracles. I will fight against all odds and I might win, or I might lose. But I will keep on struggling, and eventually I will be the miracle maker. What if I fail to make any miracles??? Well, what were the chances that I was born as a dog? Or I was a table? Or I was nothing. My very existence is a miracle and I will create miracle. Humans were fish struggling on land and now they are off to conquer stars!!!!!! This is a miracle!!! Everything was pointless but we kept on struggling!!!! We achieved more than what we could think!!! Why must I give up!!!! Fuck it guys let me overdose myself with caffine and start studying the fuck. Imma do organic revision and pyqs. Organic ke behenchod sare 20 sal ke paper aaj hi nipta dunga madarchod ab bolo koi mock mock (I know it's not possible, but what did I say??) Ya fir definite. Aod. Rotation. Kuch nahi padhunga lekin padhunga aur is bhakalnde behen ke lode exhausted ass state mein padhunga ma chod dunga jindagi ki behen ki chut. Bollo bhagwati maiyaaa ki jai!!!

Kon madar...ka bacha bol raha tha ki bhut marks mile hai bsdk gaand mar dii inlogo ne maths me 55 expect kiya tha 37 dediya 😔🤕

+2 paxi k garda kun desh ma Jada ramro hola.. Ma aile currently board diyera bcrako xu kei kaam garum Ki basa sikum result auda samma k harum bairako ca
...dai haru Japan ma xan...aunty Harley Korea try garr vanxan afu confused xu

Mere state board ke top 20%ile me nahi aa paya. 77.7%age ban rahe hai (Thala for a reason walo ki gaand me helicopter shot) . Eligible hu josaa ke liye? Pata ho to hi bolna, harsh priyam sir ki tarah bkchodi mat karna. Plz Source bhi dedena ho sake to...

Bhai, picture this: main tha, soch raha tha ki coaching class join karun, aur phir Vedantu ke JEE courses ke baare mein suna. Toh, unka sales agent mujhse contact kiya, bol raha tha ki unka program bahut hi mast hai. Maine bola, "Thoda time do, yaar. 40k kaafi mehenga hai." Par woh banda toh din raat WhatsApp pe promo chalata raha.
Phir ek raat achanak call aaya, keh raha hai admission band ho raha hai aur agar aaj raat ko payment nahi kiya toh batch mein entry nahi milegi.(LIE) Maine bola, "Bhai, mujhe woh purana batch join nahi karna." Par usne bola, "Arre, kal hi toh naya batch start hoga."(LIE:read further for details) Vishwas karke humne raat ke 12 baje payment kiya.
Lekin agle din, woh naya batch toh kahin nazar hi nahi aaya! Purane recorded classes dekhne ka mann nahi tha. Us agent ko contact kiya, toh bola, "Ho gaya process, bhai. Naya batch Monday ko shuru hoga."
Par Monday aaya, aur kya? Naya batch toh wapas gaya tel lene! Main gussa ho gaya, socha kuch minor issue hoga. Par jab Monday ko bhi nahi hua, toh hadh ho gayi yaar!
Dm kiya, call kiya, kuch nahi hua! Fir customer care pe call kiya, ek aunty ne bola, "6th May ko hi naya batch start hoga." Ab ispe gussa toh aana banta hai na! Raat ko payment kiya, aur ab 7-8 din ka wait?
Seedha refund maanga, kyunki unfair hai bhai! Lekin woh customer care wali ladki toh ulta seedha argue kar rahi thi, "Beta, tumhara future kya hoga?" Bol diya, ki me mera future handle kardunga...[addition: she was damn rude..argued nd screamed at us nd said join nxt batch no other soln...nd she herself cut the line]
Fir ek banda mila, woh toh sahi tha. Humne usko screenshots bheje, lekin fir kuch nahi hua. Fir call kiya, bol raha hai, "Sab try kiya, lekin sales department approve karna padega."[a day later on callin he wanted sumn other department approval]
Fir ek random banda call kiya, "Beta, kya hua?" Baar-baar samjha phir bhi kuch nahi hua! Aur ab wapas customer care call kiya, woh lady phir se shuru ho gayi, future ke bare mein socho..ur sons lyf nd blablabla (idfk how she again came up..again was rude nd herself hung up)
FFS FIX THE THT CUSTOMER CARE LADY WHO WANTS TO FIX MY FUTURE...IK I WAS LATE..U MADE ME EVEN MORE LATE ND NOW IM DOOMED
Yaar, kitna chutiya katoge? Kam se kam, customer care toh accha hona chahiye!
Bas ab thak gaya hoon main. Koi suggestion hai toh batao yaar!
[PS: apologies but the above txt is ai generated based on my rant...cuz the rant i wrote was longer nd barely readable...HELP KARO MY MONEYY]

So aaj Maths ka test tha aur kehna padhega ki easy laga mujhe, Maine 4 Books Kar li thi, 2 rd, exemplar and ncert
Mere saare ques sahi gaye (complicated wale bhi), but joh galat gaye mujhe unka dukh zyada hai, mujhe number se matlab nahi hai, apne galat sahi se zyada matlab hai
Ek to bsdka simple HCF ka ques maine "common sense"ki wajah se drop kar diya, jabki mera sahi aa gaya tha first try mein, dusra poora sahi kara but end mein calculation mistake kar di
Was I Overprepared? What is the issue? Dekho un bacchon ki tarah nahi hoon ki half marks cut hone pe gaand marwaye apni, but yaar maths acchi lagti hai filhaal, lekin mein aisi galti bahut karta hoon normally bhi, questions solve karte waqt. Kya karoon?Someone please help me 🙏
Ques paper chahiye tab bhi bata dena

I am a full time aspirant so I live with my parents and I'm preparing for UPSC. Now it's my fault that I spent the last year not really preparing well and wasting my time so idk maybe this is the reason why my parents aren't really on board.
But then even now they are supportive at times and unsupportive at others. My dad says I have the potential, that government is the best employer and all the other good things about becoming a civil servant. But then, the next day he'll be like "koi naukri dhundo ya shaadi karo. Time mat waste karo".
My mother, is supportive but then she also says ki mat karo UPSC ki teyari, clear nahi hota, people waste their time doing nothing. Ya phir "shaadi nahi chalti clear karke", "I'm sure the job is boring, tumhe achchi nahi lagegi. Kuch Aisa Karo jisme interest ho" "husband ke saath kaise rahogi". Hearing all this demotivates me a lot and now I'm in a phase where I'm deciding whether I should look for a job and leave this prep. Both of them are looking at children around them who are working day in day out.
They basically want me to get a job and after listening to Sanjeev sanyal, they feel like I'm wasting my time and will not get anything in return. A relative of mine could not clear upsc, even after reaching interview stage so other relatives also say "unse nahi hua, toh tumse toh bilkul nahi hoga".
Plus, regarding married life, everyone says that clearing this exam would add on to my issues and I won't have a good life and will bring misery to my future husband also. My mother knows someone who's son in this foreign service. Aunty told her that he gets bored where he's posted cause of loneliness. My mother has been warning me ever since then.
Everyone got quickly on board when my brother said he wants to prepare for UPSC. From my parents attitude, it seems they are willing to support me if I want to continue with the prep but then they want me to have an easy going job so that I can have a good married life. My mother said "bas civil servant Bane ki raty laga rakhi hai, kuch hona toh hai nahi tumse"
Pehle toh most probably I won't clear this exam according to people around me, especially because I'm not the stereotypical padhaku kid who hates fashion, friendships, going out, shopping, talking, eating out and all that. I've put a pause to all these things in my life. My life is definitely not the way I would like it to be. It's boring now and I've done this for this exam. I have zero friends now. I'm sacrificing so much and yet I'm reminded all the time about how I'm not the ideal candidate and that I should leave this prep.
I don't know how to deal with all this. I'm at a point in my life where I have to decide about what I want to do next. I'm so confused and unhappy these days. My life seems so bleak these days.