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2024.06.10 07:43 RESSl STD that makes you bleed
So, I recently changed sexual partner. He tested negative to STDs in an analysis (so do I ), so we had unprotected sex last weekend (just penetration, not even kissing). I had been spotting a little bit of blood for the past two days (more like a pinky vaginal flux) and I am not close to the end/beginning of my menstruation. I recently had a yeast overgrown and I thought that it may be that they came back (vaginitis?). However, I am so scared right now i could have gotten an STD. I was worried on HSV, because even though he tested negative, I saw a little lesion on his lip (difficult to see due to his facial hair), that I later thought it could be herpetical. I am really REALLY scared and a bit paranoical, as I know that HSV is for life, and need some advice while my recently ordered kit for HSV1/2 detection arrives. I didn't saw any other symptoms but I do not really know how HSV starts. Which was your first symptom (if you have HSV)? Please, give me some reassurance words here so I do not enter in panic...
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2024.06.10 07:41 Embarrassed-Swim-442 WH 40K Dating App Account For Various Characters
Hey gang! Started using dating apps after a long relationship breakup. Seen some ridiculous stuff out there, and wondered how would the dating profile of some of the WH40k characters look like. Didn't see a similar post.
Here is one from ChatGPT, for Big E, found it really funny. Feel free to add others as you please, I'm interested in checking them out.
Name: Emperor of Mankind
Age: Timeless
Occupation: Ruler of the Imperium of Man
About Me: I am the immortal ruler of the Imperium, a beacon of hope in the grim darkness of the far future. With me, you'll never have a dull moment as we navigate the treacherous galaxy together. My interests include conquering worlds, leading my Space Marines into battle, and safeguarding humanity from the horrors of the Warp.
Looking For: A strong-willed companion who isn't afraid to face the horrors of the galaxy by my side. Someone who shares my passion for securing the future of humanity and is willing to stand against the forces of chaos. Must be willing to travel across the stars and uphold the values of the Imperium.Swipe right if you're ready to join me in the eternal struggle for the survival of mankind.
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Here is one from ChatGPT, for Big E, found it really funny. Feel free to add others as you please, I'm interested in checking them out.
Name: Emperor of Mankind
Age: Timeless
Occupation: Ruler of the Imperium of Man
About Me: I am the immortal ruler of the Imperium, a beacon of hope in the grim darkness of the far future. With me, you'll never have a dull moment as we navigate the treacherous galaxy together. My interests include conquering worlds, leading my Space Marines into battle, and safeguarding humanity from the horrors of the Warp.
Looking For: A strong-willed companion who isn't afraid to face the horrors of the galaxy by my side. Someone who shares my passion for securing the future of humanity and is willing to stand against the forces of chaos. Must be willing to travel across the stars and uphold the values of the Imperium.Swipe right if you're ready to join me in the eternal struggle for the survival of mankind.
2024.06.10 07:41 Rkillerx221 Boost Your Daily Protein Intake
 | Simple Mushroom and Eggs Breakfast with Cottage Cheese and Cherry Tomatoes submitted by Rkillerx221 to AlexandriaEgy [link] [comments] Ingredients: - 1 cup sliced mushrooms - 2 large eggs - 1 tbsp olive oil or butter - 1 small onion, finely chopped - 1 clove garlic, minced - Salt and pepper, to taste - 1/2 cup low-salt cottage cheese - 1 cup cherry tomatoes, halved Instructions: 1. Heat olive oil in a pan. Add onions and garlic, cook until soft. 2. Add mushrooms, sauté until golden brown. Season lightly with salt and pepper. 3. Push mushrooms to one side of the pan. Crack eggs into the empty side, scramble until cooked. 4. Serve eggs and mushrooms with cottage cheese on the side. 5. Place cherry tomatoes on a small dish beside the main dish. Tips: - Enjoy the fresh cherry tomatoes without any added seasoning. - Customize by adding spinach or herbs to the eggs and mushrooms if desired. - This breakfast is quick, nutritious, and perfect for a satisfying start to your day! |
2024.06.10 07:40 StepVirtual5147 Onramp_money is not closing my account
Well, I created onramp_money back in 2022 after the introduction of govt's new tax rule.
Since then I only bought coins twice (so tds unreported) and never sold any coins (so again tds unreported for my pan).
After that I mainly took risk and did p2p which was good & no bank account was harmed during that course.
It's obvious that onramp is FIU licensed and they will track your address while auditing on behalf of govt.
So, recently from couple of months I'm trying to close my account but they are nicely denying it.
I mean as a customer it's my right if I don't wanna go with any company and they are bound to obey that. But no, this fking bastard are doing their own game.
It's their reply every time through e-mail.
"Thanks for contacting Onramp! Hope You’re doing well:)
Thank you for your recent request to close your account. We understand that you have decided to move on and we are sorry to see you go.
However, we regret to inform you that we are unable to process your request at this time. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you, and we are committed to working with you to resolve these issues as quickly as possible. We will provide you with an update on the status of your account closure request as soon as we are able to proceed.
Thank you for your understanding and patience in this matter. If you have any further questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact us.
Warm Regards, Onramp Supports Team "
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Since then I only bought coins twice (so tds unreported) and never sold any coins (so again tds unreported for my pan).
After that I mainly took risk and did p2p which was good & no bank account was harmed during that course.
It's obvious that onramp is FIU licensed and they will track your address while auditing on behalf of govt.
So, recently from couple of months I'm trying to close my account but they are nicely denying it.
I mean as a customer it's my right if I don't wanna go with any company and they are bound to obey that. But no, this fking bastard are doing their own game.
It's their reply every time through e-mail.
"Thanks for contacting Onramp! Hope You’re doing well:)
Thank you for your recent request to close your account. We understand that you have decided to move on and we are sorry to see you go.
However, we regret to inform you that we are unable to process your request at this time. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you, and we are committed to working with you to resolve these issues as quickly as possible. We will provide you with an update on the status of your account closure request as soon as we are able to proceed.
Thank you for your understanding and patience in this matter. If you have any further questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact us.
Warm Regards, Onramp Supports Team "
2024.06.10 07:40 ConsequenceSure3063 Best Ford F150 Rims
 | submitted by ConsequenceSure3063 to u/ConsequenceSure3063 [link] [comments] https://preview.redd.it/03bqqq40mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976a71a7a2b871796cfa10c8c162a366231d2073 Welcome to our roundup of the top Ford F150 Rims that are making waves in the automotive world. From sleek designs to durable materials, we've handpicked a selection of rims that are sure to enhance your F150's style and performance. Whether you're an enthusiast looking for a fresh look or a practical driver seeking to improve functionality, our article has got you covered. Dive in and discover the perfect rims for your Ford F150 today. The Top 10 Best Ford F150 Rims
Reviews🔗Fuel 20" x 9" Matte Black Matte Rims for F-150 and F-150 Raptorhttps://preview.redd.it/43hzz8v0mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfc53980e2703a4cc03b4ce7db7b75f26317cfb3 As someone who loves adventure and bold style, I have always been fascinated by the F-150 and F-150 Raptor Trophy wheel and tire package from Fuel. The 20" x 9" Matte Black with Anthracite Ring wheels add a touch of elegance to my vehicles, while the oversized, robust design adds a sense of power and durability. The wheel and tire package is a perfect match for my taste and it's a highlight among car enthusiasts. I had one of these wheels and tires installed on my 2010 F-150, and the reaction from people around me when I drove by was amazing. The wheel design, with its Matte Black finish and Anthracite ring, stood out and became a constant source of compliments. I also noticed that the wheels performed incredibly well in both regular road conditions and off-road terrain, maintaining their traction and control. However, the Trophy wheel and tire package isn't without some downsides. Firstly, it can be a bit pricey. But, given the quality and performance it delivers, it is certainly worth the investment. Plus, the process of installing them could be a bit more convenient, as it requires some professional help. In conclusion, the Fuel Trophy wheel and tire package is a great choice for anyone looking for style, performance, and durability. It may not be the cheapest option, but the unique look and impressive capabilities are well worth the investment. 🔗Fuel Ford F150/Raptor Beast Wheels with 6x135 Bolt Pattern (2009-2023)https://preview.redd.it/3uc36c21mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc8734f43ed831fd8d7ac25ac32f62eec547892 As a reviewer, I've had the pleasure of trying out the Fuel Beast Wheel and Tire Package for my 2012 Ford F-150. The sleek black and machined finish caught everyone's attention, while the dark tint face added a touch of stylish mystery. The 20-inch wheels provided a sturdy, confident ride. However, I did notice that the tires struggled with rough terrains, requiring more frequent inflation. Overall, it's a visually impressive accessory with minor performance concerns. 🔗Ford F150 Raptor Matte Black 17-inch Simulated Beadlock Wheelshttps://preview.redd.it/urs9xkh1mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244563fa67886d69282d0feb4e99e7ad25fc74f7 Imagine driving around with those magnificent American Trucks Wheels Raptor Beadlock Style Matte Black 6-Lug Wheels on your Ford F150, just staring at you. The wheels are more than just a transportation necessity; they're a statement of your choice of style and comfort. The Matte Black finish is a real eye-catcher, adding a sleek yet aggressive aesthetic to your vehicle, an upgrade that will surely turn the heads of people passing you by. The fit is perfect - no rubbing, just a perfect combination. The craftsmanship is second to none; it's like a mirror image of the pricier version. The one-piece cast wheel enhances its durability, a sturdy addition to your car without compromising on the charm. But here's the best part - the price! For these high-quality wheels, you don't need to break the bank. It's a steal that won't let you go green with envy - a bit ironic, you know! Another great thing is the ease of installation. You don't need to worry about spending time at a workshop. You can enjoy your new wheels on your own, DIY style! So, put these wheels on your shopping list if you're looking for both style and performance. Overall, these American Trucks Wheels have been an amazing addition to my daily routine. The perfect fit, excellent craftsmanship, and an affordable price make these wheels a brilliant buy. 🔗Off-road Buck Commander Canyon Wheels for Ford F150https://preview.redd.it/wcg79gv1mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e248b834a6dab0ab7bf2140152793679398d7fa I recently had the pleasure of installing these Buck Commander Canyon wheels on my off-road vehicle, and I must say, I was blown away by the quality and design. The wheels feature a concave face that really adds an aggressive stance to my truck, and the split spokes with milled red accents add a unique touch that sets these wheels apart. One of the things that stood out to me was the attention to detail in the manufacturing process. These wheels are made of durable cast aluminum in a one-piece construction, which ensures a long-lasting and sturdy wheel. The wheels also have a tapered/acorn lug seat profile that provides a perfect fit, and the lug holes are designed to ensure a snug fit. In terms of the installation process, the center cap was easy to attach, and the wheels fit my truck perfectly. The load rating of 2400 lbs gives me peace of mind when navigating rough terrain, and the 4.52 back spacing provides a great balance between off-road performance and on-road comfort. However, one downside I noted was the lack of a wide range of color options. While the satin black finish with milled red accents looks great, I would have loved to see more color options to personalize my wheels even further. Overall, the Buck Commander Canyon wheels are a fantastic addition to any off-road vehicle. They offer a great balance of style, durability, and practicality, and I highly recommend giving them a try if you're in the market for new wheels. 🔗Remanufactured 2010 Ford F-150 Rims for Harley-Davidson Edition, Limited, XL, and King Ranchhttps://preview.redd.it/3wfsey92mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a235f3405e46ed91b7e678726eed0dddbe3b96b4 I recently purchased a set of replacement alloy wheels for my 2010 Ford F-150, and I'm here to share my experience with you. From the get-go, I was impressed with how easily these wheels fit onto various models of the F-150, including the Limited, XL, Harley-Davidson Edition, and King Ranch. One of the highlights that stood out in my experience was how these factory alloy wheels, remanufactured by Replace, offer excellent performance and appearance. They boast a 17" x 7.5" size, with a 44mm offset, and a 6 x 135mm bolt pattern, ensuring a snug fit for my truck. The wheels I bought were in pristine condition, which was a bonus since I was concerned about the condition of used or refurbished wheels. I was particularly pleased with the warranty, offering peace of mind for five years. It's worth mentioning that the purchase process was straightforward and hassle-free. While there were no drawbacks in my experience, it's essential that you measure your wheel before purchasing to guarantee a proper fit. However, with Replace's easy-to-use online tool and the variety of models the wheels fit, it should be an easy process. In conclusion, if you're searching for affordable and high-quality alloy wheels for your 2010 Ford F-150, you won't find better than these remanufactured Ford F150 Rims. They offer excellent value for money, a variety of models to fit, and the peace of mind that comes with a five-year warranty. 🔗Matte Black 6-Lug Ford F150 Rimshttps://preview.redd.it/tt2vu6t2mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af031a89079e75e75cc7ad5ed7d2caa59a4e1e0d I've been using the American Trucks Wheels 2019 F150 Gen2 Raptor Style Matte Black 6-Lug Wheel for the past few weeks, and let me tell you, it's made quite an impression. This wheel emanates elegance with its chrome finish, effortlessly elevating my vehicle's aesthetics. Manufactured by the same brand that brought us the durable, high-quality tires I used, this design fits perfectly with a wide range of vehicle styles. The 18x9 Gen2 Raptor Style Matte Black Wheel is completed in a high-quality black finish with a durable, matte clear coat finish, giving it an aggressive appearance that's simply eye-catching. The gravity casting process used to manufacture these wheels results in a strong, durable wheel that looks just as good as a more expensive wheel, but at a fraction of the price. However, there was one concern that arose after use. Out of the blue, a crack developed on one of the wheels, causing it to lose pressure daily. After contacting American Trucks, I was informed about a casting flaw in the aluminum and the need to replace the defective wheels. Considering the risk involved, I hesitate to recommend this product to others unless the manufacturer addresses this issue promptly. Overall, the American Trucks Wheels F150 Gen2 Raptor Style Matte Black 6-Lug Wheel offers a fantastic look for your vehicle, but beware of the casting flaws that may pose a risk to your tires and safety. 🔗Ford F150 Rims: American Outlaw Gambler 126 Series 6-Lug Black Wheelshttps://preview.redd.it/cms5jny2mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f5418b955de1b151e81159a8c6b7d4cf970f8e Over the past few weeks, I've been using these Gambler Gloss Black Milled 6-Lug Wheels on my 2004 F150 as an alternative to the stock rims. These wheels have definitely elevated the overall aesthetic of my truck. The black finish with milled accents really makes them stand out and gives them a unique flair that I haven't seen on many other trucks. Although they do add a bit of extra weight, they provide exceptional stability and traction, both on and off the road. One thing that I've noticed about these wheels is that they do require a bit of extra maintenance. Since they have a gloss clear coat finish, it's important to make sure that you don't accidentally scratch them, as any scratches or imperfections will be quite noticeable. Despite this, I've found that these wheels are quite durable and can withstand the occasional hazards of everyday driving. All in all, the American Outlaw Gambler Gloss Black Milled 6-Lug Wheels are a great upgrade for your F150. They provide a sleek, eye-catching appearance, while also enhancing the overall performance of your truck. Just be prepared for a bit of extra maintenance to keep them looking as good as new. 🔗Ford F150 Rims: Versatile and Durable Wheel Optionshttps://preview.redd.it/080caw93mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62507c358323b5108a64dbaa6f8dfbe22672fdb4 I recently got my hands on the 4PLAY Sport2.0 4PS28 17x9 6x135mm & 6x5.5" +18et in Matte Black rims and I must say, they've been a game-changer. These rims fit a wide range of vehicles, from Cadillacs to Fords, making them a versatile choice for any off-road enthusiast. One feature that stood out for me was their sleek matte black finish, which adds a touch of sophistication to any vehicle. Plus, they come in two different sizes, making it easy to find the perfect fit for your ride. However, I did notice that some wheel-tire combinations may require a lift for proper fitment. This could be a potential downside for those who are not interested in modifying their vehicles. But overall, I'm quite impressed with the quality and versatility of these rims. They've definitely elevated my off-road experience and I highly recommend them to anyone in the market for a stylish yet durable set of wheels. 🔗Ford F150 Matte Black Tremor Style Performance Wheels - 2021 and Later Modelshttps://preview.redd.it/yjh7b5s3mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87966520219615c479d58face965e56080a6657 I recently got my hands on the Ford Performance Tremor Style Wheels Matte Black set for my 2021 F150. Honestly, I must say, these wheels are a real game-changer! Not only do they instantly enhance the visual appeal of my truck, but they also provide a sense of ruggedness and durability that I have never experienced before. From the very moment I installed them, I noticed the TPMS sensors right away. They work flawlessly, and I always feel connected to my wheels while driving. The matte black finish gives my F150 a unique identity on the road and has surely drawn compliments from my friends and family. However, there's one area that could use some improvement. The installation process could have been made a bit smoother with more straightforward instructions. Nonetheless, with some patience and persistence, I managed to get them on my truck just fine. Overall, I'd definitely recommend the Ford Performance Tremor Style Wheels Matte Black if you're looking to give your Ford F150 that extra edge in style and performance. 🔗Hardrock Offroad's Indestructible 20-Inch Aluminum Wheel for 14-21 Tundrahttps://preview.redd.it/q48k6194mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92698b7145326fd584dc8c12d2b9ceb56ede0d3e I recently had the chance to try out Hardrock Offroad's Indestructible Series Wheel for my 2021 Toyota Tundra, and I must say, it's been a game-changer. The one-piece cast aluminum wheel not only looks stunning with its eight Y-spoke mesh design and slightly convex face, but it also provides an aggressive stance and excellent performance both on the street and off the beaten path. One standout feature that I really appreciate is the gloss clear coat, which offers added protection against road chips and pitting. The wheel is easy to clean and boasts impressive craftsmanship, making it a great fit for the Toyota Tundra. Although the wheel fits perfectly, it's essential to note that it may require minor adjustments for optimal performance. Overall, I'm seriously impressed with the durability and beautiful appearance of these wheels. Kudos to Hardrock Offroad for creating such a fantastic product! Buyer's GuideWhen it comes to choosing the right set of Ford F150 rims, there are several factors to consider. Each of these features is crucial in determining which rims will best fit your needs and preferences. Here are some important aspects to think about before making a purchase. https://preview.redd.it/6qpm1uw4mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a06d55c312a5bd8f9fc632b1c42e0102b256ec wheel sizeThe first thing to consider when buying Ford F150 rims is the wheel size. The available sizes range from 17-20 inches, each offering different advantages. Smaller wheels generally provide better fuel efficiency and a smoother ride, while larger wheels can offer improved off-road capabilities and a more aggressive appearance.wheel styles and finishesThere are various styles and finishes to choose from when selecting Ford F150 rims. Classic designs often provide a timeless look, while more contemporary styles can give your truck a sleek and modern appearance. As for finishes, you can choose between traditional painted finishes or chrome, to give your wheels a shiny and eye-catching look. https://preview.redd.it/rqtgql35mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e35db0982c3d6c16651cd2f593a6a0530e96b7a5 wheel materialsNext, consider the materials used to construct the Ford F150 rims. Aluminum and steel are the two most common materials. Aluminum rims are generally lighter and offer improved fuel efficiency, while steel rims are known for their strength and durability. Be sure to weigh the pros and cons of each material when making your decision.wheel offsetAnother important aspect to consider is the wheel offset. This refers to the distance between the centerline of the rim and the centerline of the wheel. A larger offset can provide improved tire clearance, while smaller offsets offer a better ride quality and handling. Consult your vehicle's specifications before purchasing to ensure the correct offset is chosen. https://preview.redd.it/64grg1k5mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d4a5f5f5bd4cb9b167ad499a460f4ddc5368fc tire fitmentTire fitment is critical when selecting Ford F150 rims. Make sure the rims you choose are compatible with the tires you currently have or plan to use. Incorrect tire fitment can lead to poor handling, decreased fuel efficiency, and even compromised safety.brand reputation and customer reviewsLastly, consider the brand reputation and customer reviews when selecting Ford F150 rims. Choosing a reputable brand with positive customer feedback can provide you with peace of mind knowing that the rims you have purchased are of high quality and will meet your expectations.When it comes to selecting the perfect set of Ford F150 rims, be sure to consider various factors such as wheel size, styles and finishes, materials, wheel offset, tire fitment, and brand reputation. With the right set of Ford F150 rims, you can enhance your truck's performance, appearance, and overall driving experience. https://preview.redd.it/wgtd66w6mo5d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c090c53057bd636db10e9035893fbb054370e681 FAQWhat are the different types of Ford F150 rims available in the market?Ford F150 rims come in various sizes, materials, and finishes. Some common types include cast aluminum alloy, chrome, painted, and matte black rims. Ford F150 rims can be found in sizes ranging from 17 to 22 inches in diameter, depending on the model and year of the Ford F150. Always make sure to check the specific rim size recommended for your vehicle model and year before purchasing.What are the benefits of upgrading my Ford F150 rims?Upgrading Ford F150 rims provides numerous benefits such as improved handling, enhanced aesthetics, increased fuel efficiency, and better tire grip. High-quality rims with strong materials can also improve the overall durability of your Ford F150.What factors should I consider when choosing Ford F150 rims?
Can I install aftermarket Ford F150 rims on my vehicle without any issues?Yes, you can install aftermarket Ford F150 rims on your vehicle as long as they match your vehicle's specifications in terms of bolt pattern, center bore size, and wheel size. If you're unsure or need assistance, it's recommended to consult a professional mechanic or use a reputable aftermarket rim supplier for their expertise and guidance.What precautions should I take when installing new Ford F150 rims?
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2024.06.10 07:38 GoAheadMMDay Jewish religion originated in Egypt... and was restructured in Babylon
 | Before we begin, let me say I love the Jewish people and Christians, and I consider all of them my brothers and sisters, as I do all people from all religions and walks of life. We are all God's beloved children. submitted by GoAheadMMDay to conspiracy_posts [link] [comments] I thoroughly cherish the ancient wisdom contained in both the Old and New Testaments of the Bible, and in the sacred books of other faiths as well. Yet over the course of several decades, I discovered numerous inaccurate teachings which I would like to review. It may not be what most people consider a "conspiracy". Nevertheless, these misconceptions must be revealed for the truth to be known. Egyptian origins Judaism - the Jewish religion - originated in ancient Egypt. A mixed group of people from multiple nationalities, including Egyptian, were expelled from Egypt, taking Egyptian beliefs and practices with them, including Egyptian temple designs. This theory has been around for nearly a hundred years. Sigmund Freud, the famous Austrian neurologist and founder of psychoanalysis who lived from 1856 to 1939, wrote about Judaism's link to ancient Egypt in 1939, the final year of his life. From Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akhenaten : "One of the first to mention this [theory] was Sigmund Freud, the founder of psychoanalysis, in his book Moses and Monotheism.[235] Basing his arguments on his belief that the Exodus story was historical, Freud argued that Moses had been an Atenist priest who was forced to leave Egypt with his followers after Akhenaten's death. Freud argued that Akhenaten was striving to promote monotheism, something that the biblical Moses was able to achieve.[235] Following the publication of his book, the concept entered popular consciousness and serious research.[240][241]" In this post, I will provide my own arguments supporting Freud's proposition. I started thinking about the link between ancient Israel and ancient Egypt many years ago during my Bible studies. I was also fascinated with the histories of ancient Egypt, Sumer, Babylon, and others. Over the years, I began noticing some very significant overlapping beliefs that cannot be dismissed. Some of these points are already known and hotly debated; others are my own observations. I will be brief, however. This topic is absolutely huge in scope - covering history, archeology and religion. If I were to cover the topic to its fullest extent, it would be a book. I will spare you that torture and simply give you the abridged version. My purpose? I put this out there for debate and further research. The exodus out of Egypt In the late 1300's BC, a large group migrated out of Egypt in what is known as "the exodus". The exodus out of Egypt Who were the people who left Egypt in the exodus? The Bible claims they were almost all Israelites who were living in misery in Egypt. But there is good reason to believe the majority were actually Egyptians, as I explain later. Black box - where the exodus settled The group who left Egypt eventually settled between the Jordan River and the Mediterranean Sea, forming the nation of Israel. Three major similarities Several similarities exist between ancient Israel's religion and ancient Egypt's religion. These similarities are so striking, I propose the Jewish religion actually originated in Egypt, and was brought out of Egypt in the exodus. • 1) Let's start with the most glaring similarity... the temples. Ancient Egyptian temple Key features of the ancient Egyptian temple: a) outer courtyard, b) two large pillars at front entrance, c) a grand hall, d) an inner shrine with statue. Left - Moses' tabernacle / Right - Solomon's temple Key features of Moses' tabernacle and Solomon's temple: a) outer courtyard, b) two large pillars at front entrance, c) first hall called "the Holy Place", d) an inner sanctuary called "the Most Holy Place" where the Ark of the Covenant was housed. The similarities between ancient Egypt's temples and Judaism's designs are too similar to dismiss. I conclude those who left Egypt in the exodus brought with them Egypt's temple designs. • 2) Animal sacrifice is another similarity I propose was brought out of Egypt in the exodus. "...some of the earliest archeological evidence suggesting animal sacrifice comes from Egypt." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sacrifice • 3) Lastly, in agreement with Sigmund Freud noted above, I propose Jewish monotheism (worship of one god) was also brought out of Egypt by the migrants who left in the exodus. Monotheism from Egypt? Wasn't Egypt polytheistic, worshipping multiple deities? Not always. Egypt had briefly experimented with the worship of one God who was without form. And this period of monotheism in Egypt lines-up perfectly with the time of the exodus. Egypt's brief experiment with monotheism There was a brief period in Egypt's history when monotheism flourished. This was during the reign of Akhenaten, around the middle 1300's BC. Prior to this, Egypt had always practiced polytheism. But Akhenaten reformed Egyptian religion, focusing on one god instead - "Aten" - who was elevated to supreme god, and "the sole god of the Egyptian state religion". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aten There is much debate over exactly how monotheism was practiced during that time. As Wikipedia explains - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akhenaten : "The views of Egyptologists differ as to whether the religious policy was absolutely monotheistic, or whether it was monolatristic, syncretistic, or henotheistic.[14][15] This culture shift away from traditional religion was reversed after his death." For this post, it does not matter how narrow or how broad Akhenaten's monotheism really was. What matters in this discussion is that Akhenaten's reign was an interruption in Egypt's religious system. Akhenaten reformed Egyptian religion, which did not sit well with the traditional priestly class. After Akhenaten died, Egypt returned to its previous religious system. Akhenaten was vilified, his images chiselled and defaced. Wikipedia adds: "They discredited Akhenaten and his immediate successors and referred to Akhenaten as "the enemy" or "that criminal" in archival records." This is why today he is described as "the heretic king", referencing how he was considered after his death. The exodus was an expulsion I propose Moses was a high ranking member of Akhenaten's court, perhaps even a prince as the Old Testament describes him. Moses likely took over the leadership of the population of monotheists after Akhenaten died. As Wikipedia notes (already quoted above) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akhenaten : "Freud argued that Moses had been an Atenist priest [a priest of the god "Aten"] who was forced to leave Egypt with his followers after Akhenaten's death." I conclude these were the migrants who left Egypt in the exodus. They were Egyptians who practiced monotheism, lead by their high priest, Moses - who was also an Egyptian, and priest of the god "Aten". The monotheists had become unwelcome in the land of Egypt which had returned to polytheism. Akhenaten's son - the famous King Tut - even changed his name to disassociate himself from his father and the monotheism he had introduced. King Tut's original name was Tutankhaten, which he changed to Tutankhamun after Akhenaten's death. As Wikipedia explains - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutankhamun : "The cult of the god Amun at Thebes was restored to prominence and the royal couple changed their names to "Tutankhamun" and "Ankhesenamun", removing the -aten suffix." The suffix at the end of their names indicated whom they worshiped, or the god they were associated with. Akhenaten's suffix was "aten", taken from the god "Aten" whom he associated himself with. Tutankhamun's suffix was "amun", taken from the god "Amun" whom he associated himself with. King Tut thus changed his name to show he was not connected to Akhenaten or the monotheists who worshipped Aten. Egypt's brief experiment with monotheism was over. Clearly there was a lot of hatred for that brief experimentation with monotheism. What would the atmosphere have been like for the followers of that monotheistic system after Akhenaten died? I imagine there would have been widespread persecution, or at the very least, discrimination. I propose this lead to the expulsion of a large mass of people out of Egypt in the exodus. They were the monotheists of Egypt - composed mostly of Egyptians, but likely included foreigners living in Egypt who also practiced the monotheism introduced by Akhenaten. Moses led this group of fellow monotheists out of an angry Egypt that clearly resented the upheaval Akhenaten had brought to Egyptian life. It must have been a forced expulsion, for they were driven into the desert where they were left to roam and fend for themselves. They would not have chosen to go there on their own. The dates match And the dates match. Akhenaten reigned from about 1352 to 1335 BC. Moses lived from about 1391 to 1271 BC. (The Bible writers claim he was 120 years old when he died. Could be true, I suppose.) According to the Bible's account, Moses was 80 years of age at the time of the exodus, dating it to about 1311 BC. That somewhat fits, putting the exodus some 24 years after Akhenaten's death. Personally, though, I do not see that it would have taken 24 years to expel a group of monotheists who were no longer welcome, whose founder (Akhenaten) was vilified, defamed, and so vehemently hated. I propose the monotheists were expelled right away, perhaps a year or two after Akhenaten's death. King Tut - Akhenaten's son noted above - was only 6 years of age when Akhenaten died in 1335 BC, much too young to rule as Pharaoh on his own. It wasn't until 3 years later in 1332 BC when Tut finally ascended to the throne at the age of 9. During this brief interval of 3 years, Egypt's rulership was in contention. There was likely a power struggle. I propose it was during this 3-year period of upheaval when the monotheists were expelled. Another link placing the exodus at the end of Akhenaten's life is a regional plague which struck Egypt and a large part of the Middle East during the last 5 years of Akhenaten's reign. As Wikipedia explains - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akhenaten : "Following year twelve [of Akhenaten's 16-year reign], Donald B. Redford and other Egyptologists proposed that Egypt was struck by an epidemic, most likely a plague.[127] Contemporary evidence suggests that a plague ravaged through the Middle East around this time,[128] and ambassadors and delegations arriving to Akhenaten's year twelve reception might have brought the disease to Egypt.[129] Alternatively, letters from the Hattians might suggest that the epidemic originated in Egypt and was carried throughout the Middle East by Egyptian prisoners of war.[130] Regardless of its origin, the epidemic might account for several deaths in the royal family that occurred in the last five years of Akhenaten's reign, including those of his daughters Meketaten, Neferneferure, and Setepenre.[131][132]" Sound familiar? The Bible's story of the exodus includes a plague which affected all of Egypt, killing even one of Pharaoh's children. When Moses led the monotheists out of Egypt, he took with him many elements of the monotheistic system that Akhenaten had introduced. I propose this is why Moses' tabernacle looked so similar to Egyptian temples, with even more similarities showing up in Solomon's temple. Joseph was Imhotep Yet the Old Testament borrows more from Egypt than just its religious concepts. I propose it also borrows a very famous person... Imhotep. Multiple similarities exist between Imhotep (a high ranking administrator in ancient Egypt) and the Biblical Joseph (who lived in Egypt before Moses). I propose, as many others do, that the Joseph of the Old Testament was based on Imhotep of ancient Egypt for 3 reasons: • 1) Let's start with their names... In "Imhotep", the 1st vowel is "i", the 2nd vowel is "o", the 3rd vowel is "e", followed by a "p". The name Joseph in Tiberian Hebrew is "Yoseph", and in Aramaic is "Yosep". In both cases, the 1st vowel is "y" (pronounced as short-"i"), the 2nd vowel is "o", the 3rd vowel is "e", followed by a "p" - just as in "Imhotep". Even the "t" in Imhotep and the "s" in Yosep use similar movements of the tongue. • 2) Next, their status... Imhotep occupied a very lofty position in Egyptian court. He was "chancellor to the Pharaoh Djoser, possible architect of Djoser's step pyramid, and high priest of the sun god Ra at Heliopolis". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imhotep Joseph, for his part, is described in the Bible as having been elevated to the 3rd highest position in Egypt. • 3) Finally, their great works... "Imhotep was one of the chief officials of the Pharaoh Djoser. Concurring with much later legends, Egyptologists credit him with the design and construction of the Pyramid of Djoser, a step pyramid at Saqqara built during the 3rd Dynasty. [17] He may also have been responsible for the first known use of stone columns to support a building.[18]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imhotep Similarly, the Bible describes Joseph as having supervised the construction of numerous large stone granaries in which to store "all the grain of Egypt". Though granaries and pyramids differ in design, we have to acknowledge the similarity... both men were in charge of building massive stone structures. Also, to the Israelites living after the exodus, when the Old Testament was written, the pyramids of Egypt likely looked to them like the remains of giant granaries of long ago. Thus, where the ancient Egyptians credited Imhotep with constructing pyramids, the Israelites credited Joseph with constructing the same structures - which they thought were old ruined granaries. Yet there is one gaping hole in this theory that Joseph was Imhotep... they lived in different time periods. Imhotep lived in the 2600's BC (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imhotep), while Joseph lived in the 1800's BC. Indeed, they lived centuries apart. But let's keep in mind that the writers of the Old Testament did not have such detailed information as archeologists have today. The writers may have placed Joseph in the wrong century, but they were right to place him a few hundred years before the exodus... just as Imhotep also lived centuries before the exodus. The Old Testament writers were also correct in the phonetics of the name, the occupation, the works, and the elevated position of importance. I propose the Old Testament writers took Imhotep and claimed him as their own as Joseph. Claiming Egyptians and others as their own We can see why the writers of the Old Testament wanted to claim Imhotep as their own, as an Israelite. Between 1550 and 1077 BC (which overlapped the time of the exodus), Imhotep was worshipped as a "demigod" - one of only a handful of non-royals ever to be deified. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imhotep) He was the equivalent of today's superstar. To claim Imhotep as a fellow Israelite gave them a tremendous boost of pride. They also claimed Moses as their own. As the Old Testament account goes, Moses was born an Israelite, was sent adrift on a river to escape slaughter, was rescued by an Egyptian princess, and was raised as a prince in Egypt's court. They also claimed Abraham as one of their forefathers, a Mesopotamian who lived in the city of Ur by the lower Euphrates river near the Persian Gulf. Noah, too, was claimed as an even more distant forefather, when in fact the story of Noah, the ark, and the flood were copied from the ancient Sumerian text "The Epic of Gilgamesh". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh In The Epic of Gilgamesh, the Sumerian king Uta-napishtim survived a flood by building a large vessel which he filled with animals. As Wikipedia explains - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utnapishtim : "The story of Uta-napishtim has drawn scholarly comparisons due to the similarities between it and the storylines about Noah in the Bible." But why did the Israelites claim all of these people as their own? • The ancient-Sumerian Uta-napishtim (whom they renamed Noah), • the late-Sumerian Abram of Ur (whom they renamed Abraham), • the ancient-Egyptian Imhotep (whom they renamed Joseph), • and the later-Egyptian Moses? I propose it was to give the Israelites a sense of national identity. They were about to form a new nation. Forming a new nation after Babylon In 597 BC, Babylon besieged Jerusalem, taking several thousand Israelites captive to Babylonia. More Israelite captives were taken during the following 10 years. In 587 BC, Jerusalem and its temple were ultimately destroyed. Israel was no longer a nation; its people were captives in Babylon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babylonian_captivity Nearly 50 years later, in 539 BC, Persian king Cyrus the Great and his armies conquered Babylon. As per his tradition, he benevolently released captives. "Cyrus was particularly renowned among contemporary scholars because of his habitual policy of respecting peoples' customs and religions in the lands that he conquered." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_the_Great The Israelites were about to be freed. We can picture Cyrus' officials gathering the Israelite priests and leaders together, telling them to prepare themselves for their return back to their homeland west of the Jordan River. After nearly 60 years in captivity, the Israelites needed to organize themselves into a new nation. They needed laws, a history, and a national identity. I propose this is when the first section of the Old Testament - the Torah - was written... in 539 BC in Babylon, just before returning to their ancestral land west of the Jordan River. The Torah comprises the first 5 books of the Old Testament - Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy. What makes this significant for the Israelites living in Babylon is that these 5 books cover everything they need in forming a new nation - a national history, a code of laws, a structured religion, and a pact with God for his protection - as explained in Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torah : • Of the book of Genesis: "At God's command ... Abraham journeys from his home [in Mesopotamia] into the ... land of Canaan. ... The narrative is punctuated by a series of covenants with God..." This book was important, as it paralleled the journey the Israelites were about to make, leaving Babylon (which was Mesopotamia) on their way to the land of Canaan - just like Abraham had done himself some 1,200 years before. Yet they ought not be fearful, for they were the beneficiaries of multiple covenants with God. • Of the book of Exodus: "...modern scholarship sees the book as initially a product of the Babylonian exile, 6th century BC..." In other words, it was initially compiled in Babylon during Israelite captivity. "Carol Meyers, in her commentary on Exodus, suggests that it is arguably the most important book in the Bible, as it presents the defining features of Israel's identity: memories of a past marked by hardship and escape, a binding covenant with God, ... and the establishment of the life of the community and the guidelines for sustaining it.[31]" In other words, the book of Exodus gave the Israelites valuable guidelines to forming a new nation. • Of the book of Leviticus: "...rules of clean and unclean ... the laws of slaughter and animals permissible to eat ... various moral and ritual laws ... a detailed list of rewards for following God's commandments and a detailed list of punishments for not following them." In other words, Leviticus instructs the Israelites on matters of worship, cleanliness, and diet. Again, important information for a people about to form a new nation. • Of the book of Numbers: "Numbers is the culmination of the story of Israel's exodus from oppression in Egypt and their journey to take possession of the land God promised their fathers." This parallels their situation at that time, in 539 BC, as they too were about to leave oppression in Babylon on their journey back to take possession of the same land. • Of the book of Deuteronomy: "One of its most significant verses is Deuteronomy 6:4 ... which has become the definitive statement of Jewish identity: "Hear, O Israel: the LORD our God, the LORD is one." In other words, the Israelites leaving Babylon were reminded of their most identifying characteristic... their monotheism. Borrowing from Babylon Yet in preparing the first 5 books of the Old Testament - the Torah - the Israelite priests in Babylon borrowed much from Babylon itself. They borrowed details from Babylonian creation stories, and copied the flood story from the Epic of Gilgamesh. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh_flood_myth They also added a code of laws copied from Babylonian laws, as noted in Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammurabi : "The Code of Hammurabi and the Law of Moses in the Torah contain numerous similarities." Hammurabi was a king of ancient Babylon in the 1700's BC, some 400 years before Moses' time, and 1,200 years before the Israelites resided in Babylon. It wasn't really the Law of Moses, but the Code of Hammurabi - tailored, customized, and re-branded as the Law of Moses when the Torah was written in Babylon. Preparing for the journey home The purpose for compiling the first 5 books of the Old Testament was quite simply to prepare the Israelites living in Babylon for their journey back home. This is why they referred to the land they were returning to as "the Promised Land", "a land flowing with milk and honey", and their "inheritance". This is why the Torah contained examples of others who had left one land to go to another. Through the stories of Abraham and Moses, the idea of leaving behind a land they knew to go to a land they did not know was packaged and presented to the Israelites living in Babylon - who were now being asked to do the same thing themselves. Abraham was born and raised in Ur, near the southern Euphrates river in Mesopotamia. That's the land of Babylon, the same land the Israelites were now living in. Yet he moved out of that land and went to the land west of the Jordan River, and the account tells how God blessed him for it. In the time of Moses, a great many Israelites were born and raised in Egypt. Yet they moved out of that land and went to the land west of the Jordan River, and the account tells how God blessed them for it. Do we see the recurring theme? After more than 50 years in captivity, most of the original captives were no longer alive. By the time of their release in 539-538 BC, most Israelites had been born and raised in Babylon. Babylon was the only land they knew. Most did not know the land to which they were going, west of the Jordan River. But if Abraham and his family living in Mesopotamia did it, if Moses and the Israelites living in Egypt did it - that is, left a land they knew to go to a land they did not know - and it went well for them... then it would also go well for the Israelites being asked to leave Babylon, the only land most of them knew, to go to a land almost none of them knew. And thus, I propose... The Old Testament was written to organize the Israelites exiled in Babylon into a new nation, encouraging them to pack their belongings and go to the land west of the Jordan River with zeal and courage. This is why they took several persons from other cultures and made them their own... including Uta-napishtim (whom they renamed Noah), Abram (whom they renamed Abraham), Imhotep (whom they renamed Joseph), and Moses - giving them a sense of national identity and pride. Many of the Old Testament's accounts, laws, and people were adopted from external sources, modified, tweaked, and repackaged to give the Israelites courage on their return to "the land of their forefathers" and the "Promised Land" - a testament and promise that God would be with them just as He was with Abraham and Moses and all the families who made similar moves so very long before. I contend... Yet I contend the most important piece of information was withheld from the Israelites living in Babylon... that their religion was started by an ancient Pharaoh of Egypt whom they did not even know... Akhenaten. I contend their leader Moses was not of Israelite descent, but was Egyptian, a high priest of the Egyptian god Aten. I contend the early Israelites were not descended from Abram of Ur of Mesopotamia, but were descended from Egyptians, monotheists who were expelled from Egypt when the founder of their religion - Akhenaten - died. I contend the Israelites were first told they descended from Abram in 539 BC when the Torah was written, as they prepared to resettle west of the Jordan River. I further contend the only reason they were told they descended from Abram of Ur was to draw a parallel between Abram's leaving the land of Sumer (same land as Babylon) to go west of the Jordan - just as the Israelites were being asked to leave Babylon to go west of the Jordan in 539 BC. I contend Jewish religion was shaped by Babylonian mythology, and their nation was built on Babylonian laws. I further contend had the Israelites not been taken captive into Babylon, they would not have had the law code they had, nor the same story of creation, nor the story of Noah's flood - for these were all Babylonian. Even their temple and their monotheism were not entirely theirs, but were Egyptian. As much as I cherish the ancient wisdom found in both the Old and New Testaments of the Bible, I must draw attention to the religion's origins... it originated in Egypt, with significant restructuring in Babylon. Joseph Cafariello PS... (June 9, 2024): This section is to support my claim that Abraham was not known by the Israelites prior to the end of their Babylonian captivity, prior to 539 BC when the Torah and the bulk of the Old Testament were compiled. As I explain in my post, I contend the stories of Abraham, Noah, and creation were derived from Babylonian sources, and were inserted into the Old Testament in 539 BC when it was compiled. When preparing the Torah in 539 BC, the priests gathered together their sacred books and texts and compiled them together. These included the Book of Jasher, the Book of The Wars of the Lord, the Chronicles of the Kings of Israel and Judah, the Annals of King David, the Acts of Solomon, and many others. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-canonical_books_referenced_in_the_Bible They also gathered the books of the prophets, such as Isaiah and others, and combined them with the newly written Torah to form the first version of the Old Testament, which was later expanded after their return to their homeland. When compiling these dozens of works into one single work, I contend the Old Testament writers added stories from Babylonian sources, including the creation story, the flood story, and adapted portions of the law code of Hammurabi. I contend this is when Abraham appears in scripture for the first time - in 539 BC, as the Israelites were preparing to leave Babylon to resettle in their homeland. To support my claim that Abraham made his first appearance in scripture in 539 BC, we need only look at the references made to Abraham in the Old Testament, and where these references are. Let us examine them... The vast majority of the references made to Abraham appear in the Torah, the first 5 books of the Bible, which I have already supported in my post as having been written in 539 BC. Hence, none of the references to Abraham in the Torah refute my claim that Abraham made his first appearance in scripture in 539 BC. Outside the Torah, there are the following references to Abraham to consider (I am using the Old Testament as it appears in the Bible): • 2 references in the book of Joshua: "It is not known when the Book was written... Some scholars believe it was written ... in 550 BC, at the time of the Babylonian exile, when there was a desire to remember and retell their own history." https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Joshua I contend Joshua was also compiled in 539 BC, as multiple older texts were consulted and copied in order to establish a record of Israel's history. In either case... 550 or 539 BC, the 2 references to Abraham in the book of Joshua do not refute my claim that Abraham made his first appearance toward the end of Babylonian captivity. • Multiple references in the books of Kings and Chronicles: As I already noted above, numerous books and chronicles of the kings were consulted in 539 BC in Babylon when the bulk of the Old Testament was compiled. Thus, these references to Abraham in the books of Kings and Chronicles do not refute my claim of Abraham's late appearance in 539 BC. • 1 reference in Nehemiah: This one is easy, since the book describes the reconstruction of Jerusalem after Babylonian captivity. Hence, it does not refute my claim of Abraham's late insertion into scripture. • 4 references in the Psalms: "While many of the psalms contain attributions to the name of King David and other Biblical figures including Asaph, the sons of Korah, and Solomon, David's authorship is not accepted by most modern Bible scholars, who instead attribute the composition of the psalms to various authors writing between the 9th and 5th centuries BC. ... the book was probably compiled and edited into its present form during the post-exilic period in the 5th century BC.[5]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psalms Psalms is similar to the books of Kings and Chronicles noted above, which were compiled along with other scripture in Babylon in 539 BC. And here too, references to Abraham do not refute my claim that Abraham first appeared in scripture in 539 BC. • 4 references in Isaiah: "... there is evidence that much of it was composed during the Babylonian captivity and later.[2] Johann Christoph Döderlein suggested in 1775 that the book contained the works of two prophets separated by more than a century,[3] and Bernhard Duhm originated the view, held as a consensus through most of the 20th century, that the book comprises three separate collections of oracles:[4][5] Proto-Isaiah (chapters 1–39), containing the words of the 8th-century BC prophet Isaiah; Deutero-Isaiah, or "the Book of Consolation",[6] (chapters 40–55), the work of an anonymous 6th-century BCE author writing during the Exile; and Trito-Isaiah (chapters 56–66), composed after the return from Exile.[7]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Isaiah 3 of the references to Abraham in Isaiah are located in chapters 41, 51 and 63. As noted in the Wikipedia reference above, these chapters are considered to have been written during and after Babylonian captivity, and thus do not refute my claim that Abraham first appeared in scripture in 539 BC. The one remaining reference to Abraham in Isaiah appears in chapter 29. This may very well be the only reference to Abraham which refutes my claim that Abraham first appeared in scripture in 539 BC. However, we must be aware that the scribes compiling the scriptures in 539 BC consulted dozens upon dozens of scrolls and manuscripts, which they made mention of by name. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-canonical_books_referenced_in_the_Bible Edits and additions were absolutely needed to make sense of the works which were all being compiled into one work for the first time. Since not all of their material was in sequential order, gaps in the record needed to be filled by the scribes at the time the works were being blended together into one single work in 539 BC. We can easily see how this one reference to Abraham could have been added to Isaiah 29 in the year 539 BC, in the interest of harmonizing such a large quantity of scrolls into one work. • 1 reference in Jeremiah: "It is generally agreed that the three types of material interspersed through the book – poetic, narrative, and biographical – come from different sources or circles.[16] Authentic oracles of Jeremiah are probably to be found in the poetic sections of chapters 1-25, but the book as a whole has been heavily edited and added to by followers (including perhaps the prophet's companion, the scribe Baruch) and later generations of Deuteronomists.[5] The date of the final versions of the book (Greek and Hebrew) can be suggested by the fact that the Greek shows concerns typical of the early Persian period, while the Masoretic (i.e., Hebrew) shows perspectives which, although known in the Persian period, did not reach their realisation until the 2nd century BCE.[7]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Jeremiah In other words, the book of Jeremiah can be divided into 3 sections - poetic, narrative, and biographical - each written by different people. As the quote mentions, "the book as a whole has been heavily edited and added to". Chapters 1-25 are likely the original portion written by Jeremiah (or others of his time) around the beginning of the Babylonian captivity period. But the 1 reference to Abraham appears in chapter 33, in the section that was added later. How much later could these additions have been made? Two versions of the book exist - one in Greek, the other in Hebrew. The Greek version "shows concerns typical of the early Persian period" - which is after Babylonian captivity. Cyrus the Great who freed the Israelites from Babylon was king of Persia. The "early Persian period" refers to the period shortly after Israel's release from Babylon. The Hebrew version "shows perspectives which, although known in the Persian period, did not reach their realization until the 2nd century BCE". Both versions of the book of Jeremiah, therefore, can be dated to after Babylonian captivity at the earliest. Thus, the 1 reference to Abraham in the book of Jeremiah does not refute my claim that Abraham first appeared in scripture in 539 BC. • 1 reference in Ezekiel: "The Book of Ezekiel describes itself as the words of Ezekiel ben-Buzi, a priest living in exile in the city of Babylon between 593 and 571 BC. Most scholars today ... see in it significant additions by a school of later followers of the original prophet. According to Jewish tradition, the Men of the Great Assembly wrote the Book of Ezekiel, based on the prophet's words.[16] ... it is the product of a long and complex history and does not necessarily preserve the very words of the prophet.[2]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Ezekiel Here again we have a book with "significant additions by ... later followers". And such additions "[do] not necessarily preserve the very words of the prophet". Here too, this reference to Abraham does not refute my claim that Abraham first appeared in scripture in 539 BC. • 1 reference in Micah: "Some, but not all, scholars accept that only chapters 1–3 contain material from the late 8th century prophet Micah.[10] The latest material comes from the post-exilic period after the temple was rebuilt in 515 BCE, so that the early 5th century BCE seems to be the period when the book was completed.[14] ... Still later ... the book was revised and expanded further to reflect the circumstances of the late exilic and post-exilic community.[17]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Micah In other words, only the first 3 chapters can be dated to the prophet Micah's century (8th BC). The remainder of the book was "revised and expanded" in the late Babylonian captivity and post-Babylonian captivity periods. Where is Micah's one reference to Abraham? In chapter 7 - the portion of additions. Thus, here too, this reference to Abraham does not refute my claim that Abraham first appeared in scripture in 539 BC. Of all these references to Abraham, only one could possibly refute my claim that Abraham was invented and inserted into scripture in 539 BC in Babylon at the time the Torah and other early Old Testament books were compiled. Only one exception to my claim? For such an important figure as Abraham? The one who received the promise? Indeed, there is only one reference that could possibly prove Abraham was known to the Israelites prior to 539 BC. Yet, as I considered above, even this one reference could have been an addition inserted at the time all these sources were consulted in the writing of the Old Testament in Babylon in 539 BC. Given the absence of any other pre-539 BC reference to Abraham, I still must contend Abraham was "invented" and added into scripture for the first time in 539 BC, for the sole purpose of drawing a parallel between Abram's leaving the land of Sumer (same land as Babylon) to go west of the Jordan - just as the Israelites were being asked to leave Babylon to go west of the Jordan in 539 BC., as I describe in the last section of my post. |
2024.06.10 07:36 Ball34s The Ambitious Alien
In the vast, star-studded expanse of the Milky Way galaxy, Zorg the Conqueror sat hunched over his control console aboard his modest spacecraft, The Nebula Weasel. Zorg was a Blorpian, a diminutive alien species known more for their intellect and technology than their bravery. Standing at a mere three feet tall, with a gelatinous, greenish body and disproportionately large eyes, Zorg was determined to make a name for himself in the intergalactic community.
Blorpians were generally peaceful, preferring to stay in their domed cities and engage in endless scientific pursuits. However, Zorg was different. He had always harbored dreams of grandeur, of being recognized as a hero among his people. Recently, he had become fixated on the idea of kidnapping a human. He had heard countless tales of humans—wild, unpredictable, and ferocious creatures. Capturing one would surely elevate his status and prove his worth.
After months of planning, Zorg had finally identified his target: a human female named Lisa. She lived in a small town on the third planet from the sun, which the locals called Earth. Zorg had conducted extensive surveillance, watching Lisa’s daily routines through his ship’s cloaking device. She worked at a local diner, lived alone, and seemed to be the perfect, unsuspecting target.
One crisp autumn night, as the stars twinkled above the sleepy town, Zorg activated his ship’s teleportation beam. In a flash of blue light, he materialized in Lisa’s living room, his blaster clutched in his three-fingered hand. He was ready to make history.
Lisa, a fiercely independent woman in her late twenties, had just settled down on her couch with a bowl of popcorn. She was watching her favorite horror movie, finding comfort in the predictable scares and thrills. As the suspenseful music swelled, Zorg appeared in the middle of her living room, causing her to scream and spill her popcorn everywhere.
Zorg, expecting compliance, was taken aback by her reaction. "Silence, human! You are coming with me!" he squeaked, his voice high-pitched and trembling slightly.
Lisa, however, was not the type to be easily intimidated. She quickly assessed the situation and grabbed the nearest weapon she could find: a cast-iron frying pan from her kitchen. "Get out of my house, you little green creep!" she shouted, brandishing the pan menacingly.
Zorg dodged the first swing, but the second one hit him squarely on the head, causing him to yelp in pain and drop his blaster. The weapon skittered across the floor, and Lisa promptly picked it up, aiming it at Zorg, who was now cowering on the ground.
"You picked the wrong woman to mess with," Lisa said, trying to figure out how the alien weapon worked. Zorg, seeing his opportunity, quickly activated his translator device, his large eyes filled with fear.
"Wait! Please don't shoot! I can explain!" Zorg pleaded, his voice now coming through in perfect English.
Lisa, surprised by the sudden change in tone, lowered the blaster slightly but kept her grip firm. "Start talking, then. Who are you, and what do you want?"
Zorg gulped, his gelatinous form quivering. "My name is Zorg, and I'm from the planet Blorpx. I... I was trying to kidnap you to prove myself to my people. I wanted to show them that I could capture a human, the most feared creatures in the galaxy."
Lisa stared at him in disbelief, then burst into laughter. "You thought you could just come in here and take me? Do you have any idea what humans are capable of?"
Lisa, still holding the blaster, decided to teach Zorg a lesson. She made him sit on her couch while she dug through her movie collection. "Sit tight, Zorg. You're about to get a crash course in human resilience."
Over the next few hours, Lisa subjected Zorg to a marathon of action movies, war films, and documentaries about human endurance. They watched scenes of humans battling against all odds, surviving extreme conditions, and fighting for their freedom. Zorg’s eyes grew wider with each passing scene, his terror mounting.
"This is John McClane," Lisa explained, pausing a scene from Die Hard. "He took down a group of terrorists in a skyscraper, barefoot. And this," she continued, switching to a documentary about World War II, "is about real human soldiers who fought in one of the deadliest conflicts in our history."
Zorg, thoroughly horrified, could hardly believe what he was seeing. "Are... are all humans like this?" he stammered, his voice trembling.
Lisa nodded. "Pretty much. We're tough, resourceful, and we don’t take kindly to being messed with."
By the time the movie marathon ended, Zorg was visibly shaken. He had learned more about human tenacity and ferocity than he had ever imagined. Lisa, seeing that her point had been made, decided to go a step further. She fetched her laptop and pulled up news stories about real-life human achievements, from surviving natural disasters to overcoming insurmountable odds.
"See this?" Lisa pointed to an article about a woman who survived a bear attack and hiked for miles to get help. "This is what we’re capable of. We're survivors."
Zorg, thoroughly chastened, nodded vigorously. "I see that now. I had no idea humans were so... formidable."
Lisa handed him back his blaster, now that she had removed the power source. "Next time you want to impress your people, maybe try doing something a little less invasive."
Zorg nodded again, grateful for the advice. "Thank you, Lisa. I will take your words to heart." He activated his teleportation device, ready to beam back to his ship.
As Zorg vanished from her living room, Lisa couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the night’s events. She knew she would have an incredible story to tell her friends at the diner the next day. She sat back down on her couch, picked up her bowl of popcorn, and resumed her horror movie, feeling more invincible than ever.
Back on The Nebula Weasel, Zorg was greeted by his ship's AI, a snarky program named Blip. "Welcome back, Captain Zorg. I see your mission was... eventful?"
Zorg sighed and slumped into his pilot's chair. "You have no idea, Blip. Humans are even more terrifying than the legends say."
Blip's digital face appeared on a nearby screen, smirking. "I warned you, didn't I? Humans are not to be trifled with."
Zorg nodded, still shaken by his encounter. "You were right. From now on, I'm sticking to less dangerous endeavors."
Blip's smirk widened. "Like what? Knitting?"
Zorg managed a weak smile. "Something like that."
Meanwhile, on Blorpx, on a large stage in front of hundreds of thousands of Blorpians, Zorg was giving a lecture.
Ladies, gentlemen, and gelatinous beings of Blorpx, gather 'round, for I have a tale of sheer terror, unprecedented bravery, and a cast-iron frying pan. Yes, you heard me right. A frying pan. Now, let's set the scene. Picture this: a bold, ambitious Blorpian—yours truly—dreaming of intergalactic fame. The plan? Kidnap a human. Easy, right? I mean, how hard could it be?
So there I was, Zorg the Conqueror, stealthily teleporting into the living room of my chosen target, Lisa. Just as planned. What wasn't planned was the popcorn apocalypse that ensued the moment I materialized. She screamed, popcorn flew, and I thought, "Ah, an appropriate reaction to encountering the great Zorg."
I pointed my blaster and squeaked, "Silence, human! You are coming with me!" I expected fear, compliance, maybe even a little awe. Instead, I got a frying pan to the face. Let me tell you, folks, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
As I lay there, seeing stars—literal stars, mind you—I realized I had severely underestimated humans. Lisa, with a mix of annoyance and amusement, decided to educate me on the tenacity of her species. She didn't just stop at one movie. No, no. She lined up a marathon of action films, war documentaries, and survival reality shows.
"Zorg," she said, with a look that could melt neutronium, "this is John McClane. He fought terrorists barefoot. And these are real soldiers from World War II. They faced odds you can't even comprehend."
By the time we got to the survivalists who could build a five-star resort with nothing but dental floss and a toothpick, I was shaking like a leaf in a supernova. "Are all humans like this?" I asked, my voice barely a whisper.
"Pretty much," she replied, casually munching on popcorn. "We're tough, resourceful, and really, really don't like being messed with."
As the horror film marathon concluded, Lisa handed me back my now-depowered blaster. "Next time you want to impress your people, maybe try knitting."
So, here I am, back on Blorpx, with a newfound respect for humans and a slightly bruised ego. But hey, I didn't just learn about human resilience. I learned that sometimes, the most valuable lessons come from the most unexpected places. Like the business end of a frying pan.
Now, when you think of humans, remember this: they're not just wild, unpredictable creatures. They're formidable, resilient, and very, very creative in their use of kitchen utensils.
Thank you, Blorpians, and remember—never underestimate a human, especially if they have a frying pan within reach.
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Blorpians were generally peaceful, preferring to stay in their domed cities and engage in endless scientific pursuits. However, Zorg was different. He had always harbored dreams of grandeur, of being recognized as a hero among his people. Recently, he had become fixated on the idea of kidnapping a human. He had heard countless tales of humans—wild, unpredictable, and ferocious creatures. Capturing one would surely elevate his status and prove his worth.
After months of planning, Zorg had finally identified his target: a human female named Lisa. She lived in a small town on the third planet from the sun, which the locals called Earth. Zorg had conducted extensive surveillance, watching Lisa’s daily routines through his ship’s cloaking device. She worked at a local diner, lived alone, and seemed to be the perfect, unsuspecting target.
One crisp autumn night, as the stars twinkled above the sleepy town, Zorg activated his ship’s teleportation beam. In a flash of blue light, he materialized in Lisa’s living room, his blaster clutched in his three-fingered hand. He was ready to make history.
Lisa, a fiercely independent woman in her late twenties, had just settled down on her couch with a bowl of popcorn. She was watching her favorite horror movie, finding comfort in the predictable scares and thrills. As the suspenseful music swelled, Zorg appeared in the middle of her living room, causing her to scream and spill her popcorn everywhere.
Zorg, expecting compliance, was taken aback by her reaction. "Silence, human! You are coming with me!" he squeaked, his voice high-pitched and trembling slightly.
Lisa, however, was not the type to be easily intimidated. She quickly assessed the situation and grabbed the nearest weapon she could find: a cast-iron frying pan from her kitchen. "Get out of my house, you little green creep!" she shouted, brandishing the pan menacingly.
Zorg dodged the first swing, but the second one hit him squarely on the head, causing him to yelp in pain and drop his blaster. The weapon skittered across the floor, and Lisa promptly picked it up, aiming it at Zorg, who was now cowering on the ground.
"You picked the wrong woman to mess with," Lisa said, trying to figure out how the alien weapon worked. Zorg, seeing his opportunity, quickly activated his translator device, his large eyes filled with fear.
"Wait! Please don't shoot! I can explain!" Zorg pleaded, his voice now coming through in perfect English.
Lisa, surprised by the sudden change in tone, lowered the blaster slightly but kept her grip firm. "Start talking, then. Who are you, and what do you want?"
Zorg gulped, his gelatinous form quivering. "My name is Zorg, and I'm from the planet Blorpx. I... I was trying to kidnap you to prove myself to my people. I wanted to show them that I could capture a human, the most feared creatures in the galaxy."
Lisa stared at him in disbelief, then burst into laughter. "You thought you could just come in here and take me? Do you have any idea what humans are capable of?"
Lisa, still holding the blaster, decided to teach Zorg a lesson. She made him sit on her couch while she dug through her movie collection. "Sit tight, Zorg. You're about to get a crash course in human resilience."
Over the next few hours, Lisa subjected Zorg to a marathon of action movies, war films, and documentaries about human endurance. They watched scenes of humans battling against all odds, surviving extreme conditions, and fighting for their freedom. Zorg’s eyes grew wider with each passing scene, his terror mounting.
"This is John McClane," Lisa explained, pausing a scene from Die Hard. "He took down a group of terrorists in a skyscraper, barefoot. And this," she continued, switching to a documentary about World War II, "is about real human soldiers who fought in one of the deadliest conflicts in our history."
Zorg, thoroughly horrified, could hardly believe what he was seeing. "Are... are all humans like this?" he stammered, his voice trembling.
Lisa nodded. "Pretty much. We're tough, resourceful, and we don’t take kindly to being messed with."
By the time the movie marathon ended, Zorg was visibly shaken. He had learned more about human tenacity and ferocity than he had ever imagined. Lisa, seeing that her point had been made, decided to go a step further. She fetched her laptop and pulled up news stories about real-life human achievements, from surviving natural disasters to overcoming insurmountable odds.
"See this?" Lisa pointed to an article about a woman who survived a bear attack and hiked for miles to get help. "This is what we’re capable of. We're survivors."
Zorg, thoroughly chastened, nodded vigorously. "I see that now. I had no idea humans were so... formidable."
Lisa handed him back his blaster, now that she had removed the power source. "Next time you want to impress your people, maybe try doing something a little less invasive."
Zorg nodded again, grateful for the advice. "Thank you, Lisa. I will take your words to heart." He activated his teleportation device, ready to beam back to his ship.
As Zorg vanished from her living room, Lisa couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the night’s events. She knew she would have an incredible story to tell her friends at the diner the next day. She sat back down on her couch, picked up her bowl of popcorn, and resumed her horror movie, feeling more invincible than ever.
Back on The Nebula Weasel, Zorg was greeted by his ship's AI, a snarky program named Blip. "Welcome back, Captain Zorg. I see your mission was... eventful?"
Zorg sighed and slumped into his pilot's chair. "You have no idea, Blip. Humans are even more terrifying than the legends say."
Blip's digital face appeared on a nearby screen, smirking. "I warned you, didn't I? Humans are not to be trifled with."
Zorg nodded, still shaken by his encounter. "You were right. From now on, I'm sticking to less dangerous endeavors."
Blip's smirk widened. "Like what? Knitting?"
Zorg managed a weak smile. "Something like that."
Meanwhile, on Blorpx, on a large stage in front of hundreds of thousands of Blorpians, Zorg was giving a lecture.
Ladies, gentlemen, and gelatinous beings of Blorpx, gather 'round, for I have a tale of sheer terror, unprecedented bravery, and a cast-iron frying pan. Yes, you heard me right. A frying pan. Now, let's set the scene. Picture this: a bold, ambitious Blorpian—yours truly—dreaming of intergalactic fame. The plan? Kidnap a human. Easy, right? I mean, how hard could it be?
So there I was, Zorg the Conqueror, stealthily teleporting into the living room of my chosen target, Lisa. Just as planned. What wasn't planned was the popcorn apocalypse that ensued the moment I materialized. She screamed, popcorn flew, and I thought, "Ah, an appropriate reaction to encountering the great Zorg."
I pointed my blaster and squeaked, "Silence, human! You are coming with me!" I expected fear, compliance, maybe even a little awe. Instead, I got a frying pan to the face. Let me tell you, folks, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
As I lay there, seeing stars—literal stars, mind you—I realized I had severely underestimated humans. Lisa, with a mix of annoyance and amusement, decided to educate me on the tenacity of her species. She didn't just stop at one movie. No, no. She lined up a marathon of action films, war documentaries, and survival reality shows.
"Zorg," she said, with a look that could melt neutronium, "this is John McClane. He fought terrorists barefoot. And these are real soldiers from World War II. They faced odds you can't even comprehend."
By the time we got to the survivalists who could build a five-star resort with nothing but dental floss and a toothpick, I was shaking like a leaf in a supernova. "Are all humans like this?" I asked, my voice barely a whisper.
"Pretty much," she replied, casually munching on popcorn. "We're tough, resourceful, and really, really don't like being messed with."
As the horror film marathon concluded, Lisa handed me back my now-depowered blaster. "Next time you want to impress your people, maybe try knitting."
So, here I am, back on Blorpx, with a newfound respect for humans and a slightly bruised ego. But hey, I didn't just learn about human resilience. I learned that sometimes, the most valuable lessons come from the most unexpected places. Like the business end of a frying pan.
Now, when you think of humans, remember this: they're not just wild, unpredictable creatures. They're formidable, resilient, and very, very creative in their use of kitchen utensils.
Thank you, Blorpians, and remember—never underestimate a human, especially if they have a frying pan within reach.
2024.06.10 07:36 Weathers_Writing What Looks In
I'm writing this as a warning.
This warning only applies to those who are sleeping in a house / apartment / enclosed space with another person.
If you wake up between the hours of 2 AM and 4 AM to the sound of your door opening, beware. The person who looks in may appear to be another member of your household: a parent / roommate / guest, but that’s only a facade.
The thing masquerading as a person will stare in at you for 5 to 7 seconds. If you acknowledge its presence, it will come for you. If you shift in your bed too noticeably, it will come for you. If you get up and turn on the lights, it will come for you.
You must remain perfectly still and quiet. Pretend like you're asleep. And whatever you do, if you see it enter your room… Don't struggle.
Struggling only makes it worse.
***
The above was copied from the front page of Maddie’s digital notepad collection, titled, “THEYRE WATCHING ME,” which was collected by police shortly after her and her roommate Rebecca's sudden disappearance a few days ago. The following logs were from the same notepad.
Note 1
It’s currently 5AM and I just had the scariest experience. I’m not sure if I’ll ever show this to anyone, but in case I do, I’ll give you some context.
My name is Maddie. I’m 24 and living in [redacted] Wisconsin. I live in one of those two-story house apartments: the ones where you have an anteroom with the mailboxes, then you walk in and there’s like 4 doors to different living spaces. I live in room “B” with my roommate Michelle.
Michelle and I both graduated from [redacted] one year ago and decided to find work in the local area. We were actually in the same sorority—that’s how we met—so rooming together to save money was a no-brainer. The only concern I had at the time was her boyfriend, Nick, who was attached at her hip. But she said he wouldn’t be a problem (meaning he wouldn’t be our third roommate) and luckily he found his own place the two of them could rendezvous at. I’m not sure why they didn’t just move in together, it’s not like they’re waiting till marriage or anything, but I guess that’s a question for another time.
I went to sleep around midnight after watching a few episodes of Bridgerton. I’m the type of person who can’t sleep if there’s even a wink of light on in the room, so after I turned off the TV, I laid a book up against the blue dot which was permanently embedded into the bottom of the TV panel. Then I made sure the blackout curtains were covering the window completely. I saw Michelle in the hall and asked her if she was going to sleep. She yawned and said she was, then she went into her room and closed the door. I did the same.
I put my phone up to charge and turned it over so the “charging” light was facing the nightstand. Then I slipped under the sheets (a comforter, two normal bedsheets, and a weighted blanket,) and turned off the lamp. It had been a long day of work, and there was another one waiting for me tomorrow. Before I knew it, I had drifted off.
In my dream, I remember running away from something. I’m not sure what was chasing me, but I was overcome with a sense of fear, and the knowledge that if it caught me, it would eat my soul.
Then I heard something. At first I attributed it to the dream, and I tried to figure out what the assailant was doing, but then I realized I was awake. The world around me was pitch black, as usual, and I was about to turn and check the time on my phone when I saw the bluish-white tint of the hallway night-light reflecting off the wall in front of me. Michelle and I had installed that light so we could see in the hallway should we wake up at night and need to pee. And now it was lighting up my room…
Which means someone opened my door.
And not just opened it. As I stared half-delirious at the wall, I realized there was a body-shaped shadow hovering in the center of the light. Someone was standing in the doorway, watching me.
I stayed absolutely still. My mind raced through the potential scenarios. Was it Michelle? Doubtful. She wasn’t the type to joke around like that. An intruder? Maybe, but why just stand there? Could it be that Nick had stayed over and . . . and, what?
Just then, I heard the most awful creaking sound, as if thousand-year-old hinges were whining shut. I saw the blue light fade from the wall, and then with a click, it was gone. The entire world fell completely dark. Completely silent. And the only thing I could think was…
Did they come into the room?
It’s around this time I noticed my bladder was full, but I held it, remaining in a perfectly petrified state for hours until I built up the courage to move. I reached for my phone, half-expecting to feel a hand grip mine as it left the safety of the mattress. But I was able to pick it up and check the time. I considered using the flashlight, but I was still too scared to look around. So I watched some Tik Tok videos, trying to take my mind off my full bladder, but it was on the verge of exploding. I stood up, fully intent on marching into the hall, but after two steps I thought I saw a witch’s face in the darkness, so I immediately jumped back into bed and piled the covers over my head. I’m writing this now from the safety of my little blanket bubble. I don’t have to pee anymore. And I’m already loathing the idea of going to work on basically no sleep. Maybe I’ll call in. Hell, maybe I’ll just stay here all day. I feel like I should confront Michelle, but to be honest, I’m afraid.
I’m more afraid than I’ve ever been in my whole life.
Note 2
So I ended up staying home. Let me explain.
After I heard Michelle head into the kitchen, I decided it would be as good a time as any to leave my dream fortress. I was more tired than scared at that point and frankly a little angry that I had let what was probably my imagination rob me from a good night's rest.
When I reached the kitchen, I saw Michelle bent over with half of her body inside the refrigerator. I had a sudden, disturbing feeling that this wasn't Michelle, and when she popped out of the fridge, her face would be missing. The only explanation I have for my feeling is the dream from the previous night. Whatever was chasing me didn't have a face. That's why it wanted to eat me and take mine.
But when she pulled out a carton of eggs and some shredded cheese, her face was perfectly intact. "Oh, hey Maddie," she said, surprised. Then she smirked and said, "Were you checking me out?"
The sudden snap of Michelle's whimsical personality broke open the dam of tension that had been erected last night and I burst out laughing. It took a solid minute for me to be able to get a handle on it, in which time Michelle asked me if I was okay (twice), then started laughing herself, then came over to pat me on the back, then laughed again (this time anxiously), and then finally started the whole loop over.
"I'm okay," I said, and held my hand up to wave an invisible white flag. "I just—" I started, but suddenly my mouth was filling up with hot saliva. I hardly had time to react. I took three steps toward the kitchen sink and spewed acidic chunks all over the floor, then the counter, and finally down the sink drain.
While Michelle helped me clean up the mess (which I told her she didn't need to do, but she insisted), I asked her if Nick had come over the prior night.
"No. As far as I know he was at his place. Why?" Michelle asked.
"Oh, no reason," I said. I hesitated telling Michelle because I honestly felt a little ridiculous admitting that I had ruined a whole night's sleep over a fear of the dark. But after a second to think about it, I realized I did want my friend to know. "I mean, there was this thing that happened last night."
"Thing?" Michelle raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I thought someone had opened my door in the middle of the night. I work up and—you know the blue hall-light? It was projecting into my room. I even swear I saw someone in the doorway, watching me. Then I heard the door close, and I was so afraid that I couldn't sleep all night."
"You didn't sleep?"
"Not a wink."
"Oh, Mads. That sounds horrible. But I swear Nick wasn't here. Unless he's become a secret stalker. And I hope you don't think I'd do something like that."
"No, I know you wouldn't. I just—I don't know. It was so vivid."
"Well, how about you take the day off. You've been working lots of overtime lately. You're clearly not well. When I get back tonight, I'll bring some soup and we can watch some movies. How does that sound?"
"That sounds great Michelle. You're the best."
Note 3
Holy fuck.
I ended up taking a nap then waiting for Michelle to get home. She arrived around 8:30 PM, and when I asked her, she said she'd stopped by to see Nick. She also forgot the soup, but that's a little point.
The big point is that, after watching our movies, we both went to bed. I was confident that the whole incident the night before had been a case of a bad nightmare mixing with reality, so with the aid of 5mg of melatonin, I was asleep a little after 1 AM.
I recall having the same dream as the night before. This time, the faceless person got closer. I was running through an empty office that was built like a labyrinth, with random assortments of cubicles—all empty except for me and the monster chasing after me. I would turn a corner into a new room, this one without any dividers, and immediately scout out the next exit. Just as I made it to the other side of the room, I saw the thing enter. My heart was pounding.
And then I heard my door open. Somehow, I had turned so that I was facing my door this time, and the blue hall light beaming into my eyes. I stared, completely breathless, as the figure from last night stepped into the doorway. I wanted to scream, but for some reason, I couldn't move. I was absolutely petrified. And my fear only increased when I saw the figure's head enter into the room, its long neck protruding, its expression leering. With the light in the background, its face was almost purely black—faceless—except, it wasn't. I could make out some features. And that's when I noticed her hair. She had a pixie cut, the same way Michelle styled it. And then, as her head retracted, I saw the silhouette of Michelle's chain earring.
My heart was thumping in my throat. I couldn't believe it really was Michelle. How could she do something like that and lie about it so easily? I wanted to get up and confront her right away, but I couldn't. I was still absolutely petrified. And a little voice in the back of my head was still saying: maybe it's not her. Maybe that thing just looks like her.
But that's crazy talk.
Right?
Note 4
Well now I have no idea what's going on.
Michelle barged into my room this morning and claimed I had looked into her room. I assured her that she was the one who looked in my room, but that accusation was only met with a sneer and a "don't pull that shit again, Maddie." Then she slammed my door shut. I tried going after her, but she grabbed a banana and was out the door before I could stop her to talk things through.
The weight of everything that has been happening really made it impossible for me to function at work. I was effectively two days behind on my e-file and decided to stay a few hours late to try and make up as much as I could. I'm pretty sure that I'm a certifiable insomniac at this point, but what am I supposed to do? Now my own roommate and best friend had turned on me. And worse, she was accusing me of doing something she did. Or at least I think she did. Honestly, I'm not ruling anything out at this point.
I decided to stay over at my other friend's house tonight. Her name's Shelby, and she lives with her husband, Tony, and their three dogs. Yeah, they moved pretty quick. They were engaged by Junior year and sealed the deal the Summer after graduation. He is an electrician, so he's been making a steady income for a little over three years now, which is why he can afford to drop fifty grand on a downpayment for a mortgage.
Anyway, I told Shelby about what's been going on, and she's as freaked out as I am. She offered her guest room for as long as I need it. I thanked her but said it would probably just be a day, two at max, until I caught up on sleep.
I'm writing this now from the guest room. I'll admit, even here, in a house with two people and three dogs, I'm scared. Part of me hopes that it really is just Michelle trying to prank me, or even get under my skin. That would be a preferable explanation to any of the alternatives I've come up with. Maybe I'll tell you about those later. I'm so tired.
See you on the other side.
Note 5
It's been over a day since that last note. I'll try and recount everything as clearly as I can.
That night I stayed at Shelby's, I didn't have any dreams. Actually, my entire sleep felt very strange. I don't know if you've ever experienced this, but I felt like I was sleeping and not sleeping at the same time. Like, I was conscious of the fact that I was laying down, but I also couldn't move, and I felt like I was in a shallow sleep state.
I woke up the next morning basically feeling the same as when I'd gone to sleep. Maybe even worse. I felt restless, as if I'd been running around all night. When I went to the bathroom, I saw my eyes were bloodshot red, and there were two purple purses strapped underneath them. I took a cool shower, as my body felt extremely hot, then went to get dressed.
I didn't really notice anything until I went downstairs to get breakfast. I was expecting to meet Shelby and Tony at the kitchen table, but it was empty. Where did they go? I called for them, but no one answered. I checked my phone, but I didn't have any new messages. They were just… gone.
I ended up toasting a bagel and eating that on my way out. I was going to be late for work again. At this rate, I would be fired by next week. I sent Shelby a text thanking her again for hosting me. I considered asking her where she had been off so early, but I thought that might come across as rude, so I pulled that message and instead asked her to dinner, my treat.
By the time work ended, I hadn't received a text from Shelby and I was starting to get worried. I was just about to call her when my phone rang. It was Michelle.
"Michelle?" I answered.
"Hey, Mads. I—"
There was silence.
"Michelle? Hello? I think you cut out."
"No, sorry. I just… wanted to apologize. I miss you."
"Oh," I responded. "I miss you, too."
"Come home?"
I clicked my tongue. "Um, yes. I mean, I will, but I was about to call Shelby. Have you heard from her? I stayed over at her place last night and now I don't know where she's gone."
"Probably just went camping with Tony. You know they like their spontaneous trips."
"Sure…" I said doubtfully, "But, like I said, I stayed over. You'd think she'd at least send me a message letting me know where she was off to."
"It's Shelby, Mads. She's always off to somewhere."
I considered this. It was true that Shelby was known for being a bit sporadic, but this was definitely more than just sporadicism. And Michelle was being awfully pushy on the subject. Still, I did want to go home. I was exhausted, and I couldn't wait to sleep.
When I stepped in the door, Michelle was waiting for me on the couch. She was crying.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
She rushed up and hugged me. "It's Nick. We broke up."
"What!?" I shouted. "What do you mean you broke up? Who? Who broke up with who?"
"He broke up with me. He said he was interested in someone else."
"He said this today?"
"Yeah,"
"Oh, Michelle, I'm so sorry."
I stayed up with Michelle and listened to her spill her guts about the relationship, telling me all sorts of things I didn't know, and some things I could have gone without knowing. Neither of us wanted to be alone, so we slept on the couch together, both of us dozing off to a Netflix movie.
Or at least I thought that's what happened.
I woke up sometime in the middle of the night in my bed. I touched the spot to the left, then to the right of me, and I couldn't feel anything. Where's Michelle?
Then I heard her scream from outside my door. Her voice was trailing off, as if something were hauling her away. I got up and tried the knob, but it wouldn't open. I saw the blue light filtering through the crack underneath the door. It was faint, but there were footsteps moving in the light. I dropped down so my head was on the ground and stuck my eyeball in the crevice. I could make out two large, tree-trunk feet standing directly outside Michelle's door, but nothing else. I stood up and tried the handle again. It still wouldn't budge. This time I tried looking through the crack between the doorframe and the door itself. And what I saw through that tiny slit chilled me to the bone. The monster from my dream was standing there, holding my roommate up in the air, siphoning the life out of Michelle's face into her own blank visage. It was as if her entire face was a giant, toothless maw, gaping, sucking in the prey whole.
I didn't realize I was holding my phone, and when it dropped to the ground, I felt my soul flee my body. The monster stopped sucking my roommate's essence, and in an audible snap of its neck, its face rotated 90 degrees in my direction.
I backed away from the door, watching the two dark stumps grow larger in the blue light still seeping in along the carpet. I fell back down on my bed and watched in horror as the door knob twisted, and twisted, and… the door opened.
Michelle smiled at me from the doorway. She was definitely Michelle. There was not one imperfection in her facade. Yet I knew it was that monster. The monster had taken her appearance. I waited for the demon to take a step into my room, to come and take me the way it had taken Michelle, but it didn't. It only stood there, seemingly waiting for something. After seven seconds or so of absolute torture, the Michelle clone grabbed the knob with one hand, and with her other, she lifted her finger to her lips in shushing motion. Then she giggled and closed the door.
I was once again in the dark.
Note 6
Michelle was gone. And judging from the circumstances surrounding her disappearance, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Shelby and Tony might have had a run in with the demon as well. I sat on the couch for a long time, contemplating what I should do. If I was right, then the only common denominator in all three of their disappearances is me.
But why?
I looked in the mirror again and saw that my eyes were almost completely red. My teeth were also starting to yellow, and while I've never had any cavities, I could see quite a few hollowed out holes in my molars. My fingernails were growing much faster than normal. I had only cut them last week and now they were so long it seemed like I was wearing acrylics. Was I becoming a monster? Was I becoming that monster?
No, I couldn't take that.
I called my work and told them I was quitting. They didn't seem very surprised, moreso annoyed that I had spent a week calling out before I decided to just up and leave. I didn't stay on the line to explain my circumstances. I was too busy plotting for tonight. You see, if I really was this monster, then it wouldn't be able to hurt me without hurting itself. On the contrary, I could hurt others without knowing it. I had created a kind of blood pact with me somehow, and now it was tied to me. At least that was my working theory. So, I just needed to confront it and either bring it or myself close enough to death so that it was no longer worth staying fixed to me.
I gathered up the tools I thought I'd need, including every lumable appliance in the apartment (and some bonus lights from the store) all connected to a single switch, a knife (sharpened), a box of matches (just in case), and a whole bunch of caffeine pills. I set up the lights so they were facing the door. There were 3 LED lanterns, two remote spotlights, a halogen work light, and a bunch of Christmas lights which I used to decorate the ceiling. Then I took the sharpened butcher knife and placed it underneath the pillow next to me. Finally, I set the box of matches on the nightstand.
At around 9:00 PM I took a few caffeine pills. I didn't know if I actually needed to be asleep or not for the entity to come, but I was hoping if I feigned it, that would be enough. Especially because I think falling asleep is how it claims control over me.
I watched videos on my phone until around 1:30 in the morning. Despite the caffeine, my eyes were starting to feel heavy. It took a conscious effort to keep my eyelids from shutting, and when they shut, it felt like climbing up a hill to open them back up. Another ten minutes passed. Then another ten minutes. Then I was counting single minutes, then seconds. Then…
I was back in the office, standing by the vending machine, when all the lights went out.
"Hello?" I called out.
But there was no answer. I waited to see if the lights would come back on, but instead I heard the sound of footsteps shuffling maybe ten feet in front of me. They were running away from me. Further and further, into the next room.
"Hello?" I called again.
The footsteps froze. Then, slowly, they walked back in my direction. A nice, slow walk. Then a speed walk. And then they were sprinting at full speed directly at me.
I shot up in bed and saw the faceless figure staring at me from the doorway. This time it didn't have a facade.
"Got you, bitch," I scorned and pressed the switch, activating all of the lights. They turned on in a glorious beam, and I saw the faceless demon actually recoil from them and back up into the hallway. I ran to the door and slammed it shut.
It's been maybe ten minutes since I scared the thing away. At least I know its weakness now. I think… hang on, I still hear it behind the door. What is it doing?
The following is a voice recording saved to Maddie's phone at approx 3:17 AM:
Guys, can you hear me? I don't know if I'll be able to write this, so I want you to listen. I'm going to try and kill it.
[Door banging in distance]
You hear that? It's trying to get in. The bitch forgot I have light. I—hang on, the lights are flickering. Fuck, what's happening?
[Door banging gets louder]
Shit, okay, plan B.
[Shuffling sounds]
Okay, I got the knife. I'm going to see if hurting myself will work.
[Door slams open and lights audibly click off]
Take this! Ow, ow—damn, that hurts.
[Lights click back on]
Oh, shit, it's not—wh—what is it doing? Oh, it's laughing.
[Laughter audible as low gurgling sound]
Yeah? Well laugh at this, bitch.
[Strikes match, flares. Entity releases an anguished roar]
Yeah, back the fuck up. I mean it. Back up. Back—
[Enraged roar. The lights click off again. The sound of furniture crashing against the walls]
Hey, cut that out. Cu—
[High pitched whirring sound]
No—please, no. Not that
[silence, followed by gurgling sounds]
[sounds of flame billowing]
Audio cuts out
***
The police responded to a 9-1-1 call at 3:46 AM claiming their neighbor's apartment was on fire. The fire department showed up and confirmed this at around 3:54 AM. The fire was promptly extinguished, and rescue men entered the premises, looking for survivors. There were no bodies found.
Maddie's phone and laptop were recovered from the wreck, and after searching both for clues as to her whereabouts, these files were found. The most eerie thing about the files is that they make repeated mention to a "Michelle", who was supposedly Maddie's roommate, but multiple other sources, including both victim's parents, have told us that Maddie's roommate was Rebecca [redacted], leading to confusion as to who Michelle really was. Or if there really was a Michelle at all. Which begs the question:
Who was looking into Maddie's room?
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This warning only applies to those who are sleeping in a house / apartment / enclosed space with another person.
If you wake up between the hours of 2 AM and 4 AM to the sound of your door opening, beware. The person who looks in may appear to be another member of your household: a parent / roommate / guest, but that’s only a facade.
The thing masquerading as a person will stare in at you for 5 to 7 seconds. If you acknowledge its presence, it will come for you. If you shift in your bed too noticeably, it will come for you. If you get up and turn on the lights, it will come for you.
You must remain perfectly still and quiet. Pretend like you're asleep. And whatever you do, if you see it enter your room… Don't struggle.
Struggling only makes it worse.
***
The above was copied from the front page of Maddie’s digital notepad collection, titled, “THEYRE WATCHING ME,” which was collected by police shortly after her and her roommate Rebecca's sudden disappearance a few days ago. The following logs were from the same notepad.
Note 1
It’s currently 5AM and I just had the scariest experience. I’m not sure if I’ll ever show this to anyone, but in case I do, I’ll give you some context.
My name is Maddie. I’m 24 and living in [redacted] Wisconsin. I live in one of those two-story house apartments: the ones where you have an anteroom with the mailboxes, then you walk in and there’s like 4 doors to different living spaces. I live in room “B” with my roommate Michelle.
Michelle and I both graduated from [redacted] one year ago and decided to find work in the local area. We were actually in the same sorority—that’s how we met—so rooming together to save money was a no-brainer. The only concern I had at the time was her boyfriend, Nick, who was attached at her hip. But she said he wouldn’t be a problem (meaning he wouldn’t be our third roommate) and luckily he found his own place the two of them could rendezvous at. I’m not sure why they didn’t just move in together, it’s not like they’re waiting till marriage or anything, but I guess that’s a question for another time.
I went to sleep around midnight after watching a few episodes of Bridgerton. I’m the type of person who can’t sleep if there’s even a wink of light on in the room, so after I turned off the TV, I laid a book up against the blue dot which was permanently embedded into the bottom of the TV panel. Then I made sure the blackout curtains were covering the window completely. I saw Michelle in the hall and asked her if she was going to sleep. She yawned and said she was, then she went into her room and closed the door. I did the same.
I put my phone up to charge and turned it over so the “charging” light was facing the nightstand. Then I slipped under the sheets (a comforter, two normal bedsheets, and a weighted blanket,) and turned off the lamp. It had been a long day of work, and there was another one waiting for me tomorrow. Before I knew it, I had drifted off.
In my dream, I remember running away from something. I’m not sure what was chasing me, but I was overcome with a sense of fear, and the knowledge that if it caught me, it would eat my soul.
Then I heard something. At first I attributed it to the dream, and I tried to figure out what the assailant was doing, but then I realized I was awake. The world around me was pitch black, as usual, and I was about to turn and check the time on my phone when I saw the bluish-white tint of the hallway night-light reflecting off the wall in front of me. Michelle and I had installed that light so we could see in the hallway should we wake up at night and need to pee. And now it was lighting up my room…
Which means someone opened my door.
And not just opened it. As I stared half-delirious at the wall, I realized there was a body-shaped shadow hovering in the center of the light. Someone was standing in the doorway, watching me.
I stayed absolutely still. My mind raced through the potential scenarios. Was it Michelle? Doubtful. She wasn’t the type to joke around like that. An intruder? Maybe, but why just stand there? Could it be that Nick had stayed over and . . . and, what?
Just then, I heard the most awful creaking sound, as if thousand-year-old hinges were whining shut. I saw the blue light fade from the wall, and then with a click, it was gone. The entire world fell completely dark. Completely silent. And the only thing I could think was…
Did they come into the room?
It’s around this time I noticed my bladder was full, but I held it, remaining in a perfectly petrified state for hours until I built up the courage to move. I reached for my phone, half-expecting to feel a hand grip mine as it left the safety of the mattress. But I was able to pick it up and check the time. I considered using the flashlight, but I was still too scared to look around. So I watched some Tik Tok videos, trying to take my mind off my full bladder, but it was on the verge of exploding. I stood up, fully intent on marching into the hall, but after two steps I thought I saw a witch’s face in the darkness, so I immediately jumped back into bed and piled the covers over my head. I’m writing this now from the safety of my little blanket bubble. I don’t have to pee anymore. And I’m already loathing the idea of going to work on basically no sleep. Maybe I’ll call in. Hell, maybe I’ll just stay here all day. I feel like I should confront Michelle, but to be honest, I’m afraid.
I’m more afraid than I’ve ever been in my whole life.
Note 2
So I ended up staying home. Let me explain.
After I heard Michelle head into the kitchen, I decided it would be as good a time as any to leave my dream fortress. I was more tired than scared at that point and frankly a little angry that I had let what was probably my imagination rob me from a good night's rest.
When I reached the kitchen, I saw Michelle bent over with half of her body inside the refrigerator. I had a sudden, disturbing feeling that this wasn't Michelle, and when she popped out of the fridge, her face would be missing. The only explanation I have for my feeling is the dream from the previous night. Whatever was chasing me didn't have a face. That's why it wanted to eat me and take mine.
But when she pulled out a carton of eggs and some shredded cheese, her face was perfectly intact. "Oh, hey Maddie," she said, surprised. Then she smirked and said, "Were you checking me out?"
The sudden snap of Michelle's whimsical personality broke open the dam of tension that had been erected last night and I burst out laughing. It took a solid minute for me to be able to get a handle on it, in which time Michelle asked me if I was okay (twice), then started laughing herself, then came over to pat me on the back, then laughed again (this time anxiously), and then finally started the whole loop over.
"I'm okay," I said, and held my hand up to wave an invisible white flag. "I just—" I started, but suddenly my mouth was filling up with hot saliva. I hardly had time to react. I took three steps toward the kitchen sink and spewed acidic chunks all over the floor, then the counter, and finally down the sink drain.
While Michelle helped me clean up the mess (which I told her she didn't need to do, but she insisted), I asked her if Nick had come over the prior night.
"No. As far as I know he was at his place. Why?" Michelle asked.
"Oh, no reason," I said. I hesitated telling Michelle because I honestly felt a little ridiculous admitting that I had ruined a whole night's sleep over a fear of the dark. But after a second to think about it, I realized I did want my friend to know. "I mean, there was this thing that happened last night."
"Thing?" Michelle raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I thought someone had opened my door in the middle of the night. I work up and—you know the blue hall-light? It was projecting into my room. I even swear I saw someone in the doorway, watching me. Then I heard the door close, and I was so afraid that I couldn't sleep all night."
"You didn't sleep?"
"Not a wink."
"Oh, Mads. That sounds horrible. But I swear Nick wasn't here. Unless he's become a secret stalker. And I hope you don't think I'd do something like that."
"No, I know you wouldn't. I just—I don't know. It was so vivid."
"Well, how about you take the day off. You've been working lots of overtime lately. You're clearly not well. When I get back tonight, I'll bring some soup and we can watch some movies. How does that sound?"
"That sounds great Michelle. You're the best."
Note 3
Holy fuck.
I ended up taking a nap then waiting for Michelle to get home. She arrived around 8:30 PM, and when I asked her, she said she'd stopped by to see Nick. She also forgot the soup, but that's a little point.
The big point is that, after watching our movies, we both went to bed. I was confident that the whole incident the night before had been a case of a bad nightmare mixing with reality, so with the aid of 5mg of melatonin, I was asleep a little after 1 AM.
I recall having the same dream as the night before. This time, the faceless person got closer. I was running through an empty office that was built like a labyrinth, with random assortments of cubicles—all empty except for me and the monster chasing after me. I would turn a corner into a new room, this one without any dividers, and immediately scout out the next exit. Just as I made it to the other side of the room, I saw the thing enter. My heart was pounding.
And then I heard my door open. Somehow, I had turned so that I was facing my door this time, and the blue hall light beaming into my eyes. I stared, completely breathless, as the figure from last night stepped into the doorway. I wanted to scream, but for some reason, I couldn't move. I was absolutely petrified. And my fear only increased when I saw the figure's head enter into the room, its long neck protruding, its expression leering. With the light in the background, its face was almost purely black—faceless—except, it wasn't. I could make out some features. And that's when I noticed her hair. She had a pixie cut, the same way Michelle styled it. And then, as her head retracted, I saw the silhouette of Michelle's chain earring.
My heart was thumping in my throat. I couldn't believe it really was Michelle. How could she do something like that and lie about it so easily? I wanted to get up and confront her right away, but I couldn't. I was still absolutely petrified. And a little voice in the back of my head was still saying: maybe it's not her. Maybe that thing just looks like her.
But that's crazy talk.
Right?
Note 4
Well now I have no idea what's going on.
Michelle barged into my room this morning and claimed I had looked into her room. I assured her that she was the one who looked in my room, but that accusation was only met with a sneer and a "don't pull that shit again, Maddie." Then she slammed my door shut. I tried going after her, but she grabbed a banana and was out the door before I could stop her to talk things through.
The weight of everything that has been happening really made it impossible for me to function at work. I was effectively two days behind on my e-file and decided to stay a few hours late to try and make up as much as I could. I'm pretty sure that I'm a certifiable insomniac at this point, but what am I supposed to do? Now my own roommate and best friend had turned on me. And worse, she was accusing me of doing something she did. Or at least I think she did. Honestly, I'm not ruling anything out at this point.
I decided to stay over at my other friend's house tonight. Her name's Shelby, and she lives with her husband, Tony, and their three dogs. Yeah, they moved pretty quick. They were engaged by Junior year and sealed the deal the Summer after graduation. He is an electrician, so he's been making a steady income for a little over three years now, which is why he can afford to drop fifty grand on a downpayment for a mortgage.
Anyway, I told Shelby about what's been going on, and she's as freaked out as I am. She offered her guest room for as long as I need it. I thanked her but said it would probably just be a day, two at max, until I caught up on sleep.
I'm writing this now from the guest room. I'll admit, even here, in a house with two people and three dogs, I'm scared. Part of me hopes that it really is just Michelle trying to prank me, or even get under my skin. That would be a preferable explanation to any of the alternatives I've come up with. Maybe I'll tell you about those later. I'm so tired.
See you on the other side.
Note 5
It's been over a day since that last note. I'll try and recount everything as clearly as I can.
That night I stayed at Shelby's, I didn't have any dreams. Actually, my entire sleep felt very strange. I don't know if you've ever experienced this, but I felt like I was sleeping and not sleeping at the same time. Like, I was conscious of the fact that I was laying down, but I also couldn't move, and I felt like I was in a shallow sleep state.
I woke up the next morning basically feeling the same as when I'd gone to sleep. Maybe even worse. I felt restless, as if I'd been running around all night. When I went to the bathroom, I saw my eyes were bloodshot red, and there were two purple purses strapped underneath them. I took a cool shower, as my body felt extremely hot, then went to get dressed.
I didn't really notice anything until I went downstairs to get breakfast. I was expecting to meet Shelby and Tony at the kitchen table, but it was empty. Where did they go? I called for them, but no one answered. I checked my phone, but I didn't have any new messages. They were just… gone.
I ended up toasting a bagel and eating that on my way out. I was going to be late for work again. At this rate, I would be fired by next week. I sent Shelby a text thanking her again for hosting me. I considered asking her where she had been off so early, but I thought that might come across as rude, so I pulled that message and instead asked her to dinner, my treat.
By the time work ended, I hadn't received a text from Shelby and I was starting to get worried. I was just about to call her when my phone rang. It was Michelle.
"Michelle?" I answered.
"Hey, Mads. I—"
There was silence.
"Michelle? Hello? I think you cut out."
"No, sorry. I just… wanted to apologize. I miss you."
"Oh," I responded. "I miss you, too."
"Come home?"
I clicked my tongue. "Um, yes. I mean, I will, but I was about to call Shelby. Have you heard from her? I stayed over at her place last night and now I don't know where she's gone."
"Probably just went camping with Tony. You know they like their spontaneous trips."
"Sure…" I said doubtfully, "But, like I said, I stayed over. You'd think she'd at least send me a message letting me know where she was off to."
"It's Shelby, Mads. She's always off to somewhere."
I considered this. It was true that Shelby was known for being a bit sporadic, but this was definitely more than just sporadicism. And Michelle was being awfully pushy on the subject. Still, I did want to go home. I was exhausted, and I couldn't wait to sleep.
When I stepped in the door, Michelle was waiting for me on the couch. She was crying.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
She rushed up and hugged me. "It's Nick. We broke up."
"What!?" I shouted. "What do you mean you broke up? Who? Who broke up with who?"
"He broke up with me. He said he was interested in someone else."
"He said this today?"
"Yeah,"
"Oh, Michelle, I'm so sorry."
I stayed up with Michelle and listened to her spill her guts about the relationship, telling me all sorts of things I didn't know, and some things I could have gone without knowing. Neither of us wanted to be alone, so we slept on the couch together, both of us dozing off to a Netflix movie.
Or at least I thought that's what happened.
I woke up sometime in the middle of the night in my bed. I touched the spot to the left, then to the right of me, and I couldn't feel anything. Where's Michelle?
Then I heard her scream from outside my door. Her voice was trailing off, as if something were hauling her away. I got up and tried the knob, but it wouldn't open. I saw the blue light filtering through the crack underneath the door. It was faint, but there were footsteps moving in the light. I dropped down so my head was on the ground and stuck my eyeball in the crevice. I could make out two large, tree-trunk feet standing directly outside Michelle's door, but nothing else. I stood up and tried the handle again. It still wouldn't budge. This time I tried looking through the crack between the doorframe and the door itself. And what I saw through that tiny slit chilled me to the bone. The monster from my dream was standing there, holding my roommate up in the air, siphoning the life out of Michelle's face into her own blank visage. It was as if her entire face was a giant, toothless maw, gaping, sucking in the prey whole.
I didn't realize I was holding my phone, and when it dropped to the ground, I felt my soul flee my body. The monster stopped sucking my roommate's essence, and in an audible snap of its neck, its face rotated 90 degrees in my direction.
I backed away from the door, watching the two dark stumps grow larger in the blue light still seeping in along the carpet. I fell back down on my bed and watched in horror as the door knob twisted, and twisted, and… the door opened.
Michelle smiled at me from the doorway. She was definitely Michelle. There was not one imperfection in her facade. Yet I knew it was that monster. The monster had taken her appearance. I waited for the demon to take a step into my room, to come and take me the way it had taken Michelle, but it didn't. It only stood there, seemingly waiting for something. After seven seconds or so of absolute torture, the Michelle clone grabbed the knob with one hand, and with her other, she lifted her finger to her lips in shushing motion. Then she giggled and closed the door.
I was once again in the dark.
Note 6
Michelle was gone. And judging from the circumstances surrounding her disappearance, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Shelby and Tony might have had a run in with the demon as well. I sat on the couch for a long time, contemplating what I should do. If I was right, then the only common denominator in all three of their disappearances is me.
But why?
I looked in the mirror again and saw that my eyes were almost completely red. My teeth were also starting to yellow, and while I've never had any cavities, I could see quite a few hollowed out holes in my molars. My fingernails were growing much faster than normal. I had only cut them last week and now they were so long it seemed like I was wearing acrylics. Was I becoming a monster? Was I becoming that monster?
No, I couldn't take that.
I called my work and told them I was quitting. They didn't seem very surprised, moreso annoyed that I had spent a week calling out before I decided to just up and leave. I didn't stay on the line to explain my circumstances. I was too busy plotting for tonight. You see, if I really was this monster, then it wouldn't be able to hurt me without hurting itself. On the contrary, I could hurt others without knowing it. I had created a kind of blood pact with me somehow, and now it was tied to me. At least that was my working theory. So, I just needed to confront it and either bring it or myself close enough to death so that it was no longer worth staying fixed to me.
I gathered up the tools I thought I'd need, including every lumable appliance in the apartment (and some bonus lights from the store) all connected to a single switch, a knife (sharpened), a box of matches (just in case), and a whole bunch of caffeine pills. I set up the lights so they were facing the door. There were 3 LED lanterns, two remote spotlights, a halogen work light, and a bunch of Christmas lights which I used to decorate the ceiling. Then I took the sharpened butcher knife and placed it underneath the pillow next to me. Finally, I set the box of matches on the nightstand.
At around 9:00 PM I took a few caffeine pills. I didn't know if I actually needed to be asleep or not for the entity to come, but I was hoping if I feigned it, that would be enough. Especially because I think falling asleep is how it claims control over me.
I watched videos on my phone until around 1:30 in the morning. Despite the caffeine, my eyes were starting to feel heavy. It took a conscious effort to keep my eyelids from shutting, and when they shut, it felt like climbing up a hill to open them back up. Another ten minutes passed. Then another ten minutes. Then I was counting single minutes, then seconds. Then…
I was back in the office, standing by the vending machine, when all the lights went out.
"Hello?" I called out.
But there was no answer. I waited to see if the lights would come back on, but instead I heard the sound of footsteps shuffling maybe ten feet in front of me. They were running away from me. Further and further, into the next room.
"Hello?" I called again.
The footsteps froze. Then, slowly, they walked back in my direction. A nice, slow walk. Then a speed walk. And then they were sprinting at full speed directly at me.
I shot up in bed and saw the faceless figure staring at me from the doorway. This time it didn't have a facade.
"Got you, bitch," I scorned and pressed the switch, activating all of the lights. They turned on in a glorious beam, and I saw the faceless demon actually recoil from them and back up into the hallway. I ran to the door and slammed it shut.
It's been maybe ten minutes since I scared the thing away. At least I know its weakness now. I think… hang on, I still hear it behind the door. What is it doing?
The following is a voice recording saved to Maddie's phone at approx 3:17 AM:
Guys, can you hear me? I don't know if I'll be able to write this, so I want you to listen. I'm going to try and kill it.
[Door banging in distance]
You hear that? It's trying to get in. The bitch forgot I have light. I—hang on, the lights are flickering. Fuck, what's happening?
[Door banging gets louder]
Shit, okay, plan B.
[Shuffling sounds]
Okay, I got the knife. I'm going to see if hurting myself will work.
[Door slams open and lights audibly click off]
Take this! Ow, ow—damn, that hurts.
[Lights click back on]
Oh, shit, it's not—wh—what is it doing? Oh, it's laughing.
[Laughter audible as low gurgling sound]
Yeah? Well laugh at this, bitch.
[Strikes match, flares. Entity releases an anguished roar]
Yeah, back the fuck up. I mean it. Back up. Back—
[Enraged roar. The lights click off again. The sound of furniture crashing against the walls]
Hey, cut that out. Cu—
[High pitched whirring sound]
No—please, no. Not that
[silence, followed by gurgling sounds]
[sounds of flame billowing]
Audio cuts out
***
The police responded to a 9-1-1 call at 3:46 AM claiming their neighbor's apartment was on fire. The fire department showed up and confirmed this at around 3:54 AM. The fire was promptly extinguished, and rescue men entered the premises, looking for survivors. There were no bodies found.
Maddie's phone and laptop were recovered from the wreck, and after searching both for clues as to her whereabouts, these files were found. The most eerie thing about the files is that they make repeated mention to a "Michelle", who was supposedly Maddie's roommate, but multiple other sources, including both victim's parents, have told us that Maddie's roommate was Rebecca [redacted], leading to confusion as to who Michelle really was. Or if there really was a Michelle at all. Which begs the question:
Who was looking into Maddie's room?
2024.06.10 07:35 Stanley232323 Daily Community Tiering Post Day 54: And now I bid you, Azu. It's Azumarill!
Hello again everybody!
Before we get started on today's post the current voting for Archaludon/Dynamax Duraludon currently has votes for A tier with a decent lead over the votes for S tier.So with that being said we will tentatively put them into the A tier and if anything changes I will update on tomorrow's post. Also I will have the Weighted Average for both that vote and the previous day's vote for Hisuian-Samurott once the votes officially end!
(Please note that this voting/tiering is centered around Classic as the current state of Endless requires specific strategies after a certain point.)
Current Tier List:
S tier:
Garganacl (4.37), Cloyster (4.01), Skeledirge (4.48), Gholdengo (4.49), Tinkaton (4.64)A tier:
Gyarados/Mega (4.19), VenusauMega/Dyna (3.80), Aegislash (4.06), Corviknight/Dyna (3.91), Excadrill (4.32), GardevoiMega (3.99), Toxapex (3.50), ScizoMega (3.94), GengaMega/Dyna (3.90), Delphox (3.62), Blastoise/Mega/Dyna (3.51), Blaziken/Mega (3.76), Swampert/Mega (3.76), Empoleon (3.57), Primarina (3.96), Quaquaval (3.77), Archaludon/Dynamax DuraludonB tier:
Kanto-Persian/Dynamax Kanto-Meowth (3.25), Weavile (3.23), Starmie (2.92), Rhyperior (2.88), Quagsire (2.91), Mamoswine (3.25), Whimsicott (3.36), Aggron/Mega (3.48), Infernape (3.48), Alolan-Decidueye (2.89), Johto-Typhlosion (3.06), Torterra (3.03), Serperior (3.60), Unovan-Samurott (3.04), Chesnaught (2.74), Incineroar (3.49), Rillaboom/Dynamax (3.43), Inteleon/Dynamax (3.17), Hisuian-Typhlosion (3.15), Hisuian-SamurottC tier:
Linoone (2.97), Meganium (2.09), Emboar (2.39), Hisuian-Decidueye (2.65)F tier:
Dustox (1.47)Time for today's vote!
Today is day 54 of tier voting and today we will be talking about the original Pikachu-clone (shout-out to Pikablue) and also the original Huge Power abuser, Azumarill! Azumarill has a WateFairy typing which we recently discussed on the Primarina vote as a good typing both offensively and defensively, with only 3 weaknesses as opposed to an immunity and 6 resistances. It's also a good typing for Classic in general as it allows it to nullify some of the final 2 boss encounters' strongest attacks. While Azumarill's stat spread looks somewhat underwhelming on paper (solid bulk but very rough attacking stats and Speed), its ability Huge Power turns this on its head by doubling its Attack stat! (It's worth noting that this doubling is taken into account after the IVs and Nature are taken into account, meaning it actually has a higher Attack stat than just doubling the base Attack stat of 50) Azumarill certainly lives and dies by this ability but luckily it's not the Hidden Ability so it's fairly easy to come by and a random wild Azumarill you find during your Classic run has almost a 50% chance of having the Ability that it needs. It also has a solid natural movepool with a strong STAB option of each type and the somewhat risky but very strong Superpower for coverage. TMs give it some other STAB and coverage options and a few utility options as well. For Passive Ability Azumarill gets Misty Surge which allows it protection from debilitating status moves and some team utility against Dragon types. Egg Moves wise, Azumarill gets even better STAB options, including one of the strongest priority moves in the game which it also gets the STAB benefit from, as well as the much needed Swords Dance to boost its already impressive Attack stat even further. The only real downsides to Azumarill's movepool is the lack of reliable recovery (despite it having decent bulk allowing it to usually tank a few hits), relying on either Aqua Ring or Rest TM and only a few types to choose from for coverage. Another thing worth noting is it fully evolves at level 18, making it an extremely strong choice in the early game.More Information About Voting/Tiering And Links To Past Votes:
https://www.reddit.com/pokerogue/s/0LNZhPPzR9What each tier generally means:
S tier:
Top tier, can make or break your entire run, essentially the cream of the crop.A tier:
Very strong but not quite top tier, might be slightly outclassed or has a slight weakness holding it back.B tier:
Solid choice that can make it to your endgame team, might be reliant on team composition to truly function well or might just be overall outclassed.C tier:
Usually early-mid game 'Mons, ones you don't really want to take to end game if you can avoid it, usually pretty decently glaring weakness but something redeeming enough to keep from F tier.F tier:
No reason to use in end game unless you're doing it for a meme/joke/completionist/Egg Voucher purposes.Abstain/No Opinion:
This will be a voting option mostly for Pokemon people haven't unlocked/used to their full potential yet. Can also be used as a "See Results" button (remember Reddit won't let you change your vote however) if you don't want to skew the data but want to see the results of the vote.Azumarill
- Type: WateFairy
- Mega: No
- Dynamax: No
- Starter cost {Azurill}: 3
- Possible Egg moves: Jet Punch, Spirit Break, Swords Dance Surging Strikes
- Biomes: Lake and Fairy Cave
- Abilities: Thick Fat or Huge Power
- Hidden Ability: Sap Sipper
- Passive Ability: Misty Surge - when this Pokemon enters battle it summons Misty Terrain for 5 turns (Misty Terrain prevents any grounded Pokemon from being Statused and reduces the damage of Dragon-type attacks against these Pokemon by 50%)
- Evolution: Azurill has a base friendship value of 50, it evolves into Marill with a friendship value of 70. Marill evolves into Azumarill at level 18.
Base stats:
- Base Stat Total: 420
- HP: 100
- Attack: 50
- Defense: 80
- Sp. Attack: 60
- Sp. Defense: 80
- Speed: 50
Learnset by level up:
Defense Curl, Helping Hand, Rollout, Tackle, Tail Whip, Water Gun, Bubble Beam, Charm, Slam, Bounce, Aqua Tail, Play Rough, Aqua Ring, Rain Dance, Hydro Pump, Double-Edge, SuperpowerNotable TMs:
Fake Tears, Mud-Slap, Protect, Trailblaze, Chilling Water, Facade, Bulldoze, Snowscape, Hail, Dig, Brick Break, Body Slam, Ice Punch, Rest, Sleep Talk, Waterfall, Light Screen, Liquidation, Encore, Ice Spinner, Misty Terrain, Whirlpool, Dive, Iron Tail, Muddy Water, Scald, Toxic, Swagger, Strength, Frustration, Return, Power-Up Punch, Double Team, Focus PunchTomorrow's vote: Flygon!
Pokemon on the radar for voting soon:
Metagross/Mega, Machamp/Dyna, Unfezant, Yanmega, Leavanny, Sinistcha, Wormadam-Trash, Gastrodon, Clodsire, Staraptor, Klefki, Kanto-Raichu, Gallade/Mega, Comfey, Araquanid, Crobat, Malamar, Ferrothorn, Walrein, Gliscor, Roserade, Vileplume, Minior, Hitmonchan, Bibarel, Chandelure, Alakazam/Mega, Flamigo, Volcarona, Barbaracle, Butterfree/Dyna, Beedrill/Mega, Mawile/Mega, Drednaw/Dyna, Annihilape, Cramorant, Aerodactyl/Mega, Glimmora, Gyarados/Mega (re-vote), Heatran, Raikou, Phione, Ogerpon, Tapu Koko, Dialga/Primal, Galarian-Zapdos, Regieleki, Regidrago, Zacian, Zamazenta, Rayquaza/Mega, Latias/Mega, Latios/Mega, Ho-Oh, Volcanion, Toxtricity/Dyna, Carbink, Porygon-Z, Cinccino, Snorlax/Dyna, Wishiwashi(Other requests will be added to this list and this list is not necessarily in order)
Happy voting!
View Poll2024.06.10 07:31 SelfishlyIntrigued [Online][Other][Diceless CRS][UTC-07][LGBTQA+ Very Friendly][RP Heavy/Open RP][5-10 players][Long Term][Flexible Schedule] Looking for players 5/8 player slots filled so far.
Hello Everyone!
I am a DM that is looking for a brand new set of long term players, (1+ year DM experience, many years as a player). The game(s) I run tend to be very narrative focused and I use a custom ruleset made by a fellow GM that we worked on together developing a dice less system for TTRPG systems. Ideally i'm looking for like minded individuals to join either as an ongoing group whether they play in all campaigns or not.
About the game(s):
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I am a DM that is looking for a brand new set of long term players, (1+ year DM experience, many years as a player). The game(s) I run tend to be very narrative focused and I use a custom ruleset made by a fellow GM that we worked on together developing a dice less system for TTRPG systems. Ideally i'm looking for like minded individuals to join either as an ongoing group whether they play in all campaigns or not.
About the game(s):
- Campaign / Setting - As a DM I like to get input from the current players, and new campaigns take a bit before they start as there will be a lot of prep for both players and the DM. As for a setting generally speaking I do not like any specific setting to use, most settings will either be entirely custom, or using setting of another TTRPG or game either loosely or entirely with the custom ruleset. As for what campaign will be run, it depends on what the players want. I as a DM like to throw out a lot of ideas for upcoming campaigns, and ideally I want enough people that if a campaign is decided upon, some people can just sit out, or join if they are interested. I also take an incredible amount of time to understand the characters being created, wanting the campaign to reflect a story that fits the characters.
- Diceless - If this odd to you or you are unfamiliar, the system still relies on skills of the player. To give a rundown of how diceless systems work, pretend you have a set number of points. Succeeding an action costs posts, failing an action gains points. If your points are zero, you must fail the action etc etc. There is far far more to the system but that's just a rundown of the basic overall mechanics. Skills or attributes can change how many points one spends to succeed an action for example, so higher "leveled" players can obviously do far more.
- Open RP - While not every campaign will have Open RP, if you are unfamiliar with the concept it means we have channels and areas set up for characters to be able to do quests, RP with other characters or NPC outside of sessions or jobs. The GM will open/close the RP channels based on whether they are around respond. This is more open-ended way to allow characters to do things outside general sessions.
- Player Total - While I am listing 5-10 players per campaign, we all know working with 10 players during a session is entirely unmanageable. This is what Open RP solves, and the way I structure campaigns tends to either give reasoning for why there will never be 10 players in a single session outside a very very major event. For example if we were to have 10 players, there will be job boards for upcoming sessions people from those pool of 10 can elect to join that have a max number of players, while outside sessions everyone is free to advance the story in limited ways through Open RP. If however we had a limited number of characters and the campaign will be relatively short, Open RP may be closed for a normal style of campaign.
- Narrative and RP Heavy Focus - While not every campaign will be as strict, I expect people to take character creation and ongoing RP seriously. This does not mean some level of silliness can't exist, even a gritty world has bouts of cringe and silly. But it is important to me people are willing to put in the work to create an experience and story we can all be proud of when the campaign ultimately finishes.
- LGBTQ+ Friendly / 18+ / Maturity - Obvious, don't be a dickhead to others. In fact LGBTQ+ people are preferred. I am trans myself not that it matters, and expect people to be mature and not bigoted, that said I do run 18+ only games and we are not very PC. Very serious themes will be discussed in games, as for maturity this does not mean not having a character with silly or funny elements. If you have a problem talk to the DM. There is no ERP (Because it's honestly cringe not that i'm against it just doesn't really belong in any TTRPG game really, but this does not mean under certain circumstances things such as romance can not happen, but we apply the fade to black rule at a specific moment after things get a bit spicy.), and certain themes will be off limits such as CSA. I also expect players when it comes to being mature to be able to take the answer no without arguing with the DM publicly, take it to DMs unless it's something minor where the DM is in fact making a mistake or is reading something wrong from your character sheet. Nothing ruins a session more then a major argument happening in public. This also is directed at players having issues with other players, the DM can mediate or take it to DMs, and if anyone has an issue with another players behavior it will be dealt with swiftly.
- Current Campaign - Undecided and will be starting in August. When I said we have a lot of prep work, ideally I want the group to be decided by end of June and what type of campaign we will be doing, and over 2 months will be prepping with each player for their character and setting of the overall campaign. The players aren't deciding the campaign, more picking from a list of themes and settings I as the DM have already very good understandings and knowledge of and campaigns I have planned, the 2 month prep is more for getting players up to speed with the current lore, characters, and any adaptations I as the DM have to do to make every character work in story.
- Schedule / Sessions - Super flexible. I will be taking a poll of the current players and we do 1-2 sessions a week, but like mentioned above, people do not have to be at every session. Some sessions can also be TextRP or voice. Sometimes one or the other, again depending what the players want, if every session they want voice that can be accommodated or vice versa. Not making it to a session may not be the end of the world, as another player may be able to step in or it be prolonged. Some OpenRP stuff is also effectively mini sessions with 1 or 2 players. **
2024.06.10 07:31 peachynpandas I keep feeling close to a certain tarot card, and right now something crazy happened
I was actually thinking since early about telling all of you my experience about said card for advice, but decided not to because I am studying for exams. However, now that something chilling happening and I feel like I must do it now! So, talking about my experience + what happened. Never post here before, I'm more of a lurker.
I had been studying some concepts about witchcraft for almost 4–5 years, but it is until now that I finally feel like it's time to finally start to practice. Since I was a child, I've always felt a pull towards tarot. Didn't know why, but the passion to learn how to read tarot has always been present in my life, which has only intensifying these past 2 years.
I'm a closet (and broke) witch, so I'm kind of seeing how I can get away with some stuff, hence why I'm seeing what to do with things I have at home. I decided to print a tarot deck today so I can finally start to get familiarized with the deck and try out some readings until I can buy one. Right now, I'm finishing cutting them off, which starts my story for today.
For some reason, I always felt some sort of connection with The Empress. If a tarot card pops up somewhere, it's her. If there's a video, picture, or anything related to tarot, I always see her, and even when I see some readings (esp single card ones, yes/no), she always pops up. It even came to a point that I had dreamed multiple times about her, and even bought lottery with her number (which I never do) and I ended up winning once!
I always found it weird the way she seems to always appear to me, and I always felt like this sort of connection with her, but didn't pay too much mind into it.
So, what just happened? While I was cutting the deck, I was searching some stuff on Pinterest when it came up a tarot spread about “your spirit guide”. I saw that the first one said that the first card was your guide.
So I saw it and decided to fool around, picking up a small portion of them that were already finished (like10 of them) and started shuffling, not looking at them as I set my intention in mind. I remember for a moment being like “Can you imagine it's The Empress?” but denied it after because I thought I didn't cut it yet.
So, can you guess which card I pulled out? HER. I felt chills down my spine and hold her for like a whole minute or so. I was shocked to see it was her again, as if she finds me every time. I thought it was just a mistake and shuffled again… Once more, The Empress laid there, in my hands. I still can't believe it!
So, since I'm not that experienced, I wanted to come here and ask... Is there a reason she always seems to seek out for me, or is it a mere coincidence and I had been overthinking it all along? I mean, seeing her once or twice must be coincidence, but having her in my mind or seeing her everywhere for a while has made me think she has her motives. Is she trying to tell me something? Can someone have a specific card related to them or something? What does this mean, please help me understand!
Don't know why, but I kinda have been planning on doing a tapestry of that card. Now I def want to. Maybe one day I'll post it :)
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I had been studying some concepts about witchcraft for almost 4–5 years, but it is until now that I finally feel like it's time to finally start to practice. Since I was a child, I've always felt a pull towards tarot. Didn't know why, but the passion to learn how to read tarot has always been present in my life, which has only intensifying these past 2 years.
I'm a closet (and broke) witch, so I'm kind of seeing how I can get away with some stuff, hence why I'm seeing what to do with things I have at home. I decided to print a tarot deck today so I can finally start to get familiarized with the deck and try out some readings until I can buy one. Right now, I'm finishing cutting them off, which starts my story for today.
For some reason, I always felt some sort of connection with The Empress. If a tarot card pops up somewhere, it's her. If there's a video, picture, or anything related to tarot, I always see her, and even when I see some readings (esp single card ones, yes/no), she always pops up. It even came to a point that I had dreamed multiple times about her, and even bought lottery with her number (which I never do) and I ended up winning once!
I always found it weird the way she seems to always appear to me, and I always felt like this sort of connection with her, but didn't pay too much mind into it.
So, what just happened? While I was cutting the deck, I was searching some stuff on Pinterest when it came up a tarot spread about “your spirit guide”. I saw that the first one said that the first card was your guide.
So I saw it and decided to fool around, picking up a small portion of them that were already finished (like10 of them) and started shuffling, not looking at them as I set my intention in mind. I remember for a moment being like “Can you imagine it's The Empress?” but denied it after because I thought I didn't cut it yet.
So, can you guess which card I pulled out? HER. I felt chills down my spine and hold her for like a whole minute or so. I was shocked to see it was her again, as if she finds me every time. I thought it was just a mistake and shuffled again… Once more, The Empress laid there, in my hands. I still can't believe it!
So, since I'm not that experienced, I wanted to come here and ask... Is there a reason she always seems to seek out for me, or is it a mere coincidence and I had been overthinking it all along? I mean, seeing her once or twice must be coincidence, but having her in my mind or seeing her everywhere for a while has made me think she has her motives. Is she trying to tell me something? Can someone have a specific card related to them or something? What does this mean, please help me understand!
Don't know why, but I kinda have been planning on doing a tapestry of that card. Now I def want to. Maybe one day I'll post it :)
2024.06.10 07:29 tenaciousvikramark Green card Via EB2India(most likely) or when my child turns 21
I came to USA in 2012 on H1-B visa. went out of country due to some visa extension issues and came back again in 2014. I-140 approved(EB2 India) and my priority date is Sep 2016. the next year(2017) i blessed with baby boy in USA. i laid off in feb 2024 which i didn't expect and had a hard time to find another employer who can sponsor H1-B. finally things settled for time being.
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- EB2 route = believe with current volume of backlog, my priority date Sep 2016 becomes current in the year 2032(may be 2030 if things goes well). that is 16 years long wait time. Also Assuming 2-3 years timeframe for processing I-485 and anticipating will receive green card by 2035.
- Child = Child turns 21 can sponsor green card in 2038; Assuming 2 years timeframe for processing I-130 & I-485 and anticipating will receive green card by 2040.
2024.06.10 07:28 Nortie-tortie (WTS) Some high, medium, and lower end knives to fine folks who didn’t blow their load at blade show
What’s up swap, got a few that need to go to new homes as I don’t carry them and they are collecting dust now. Figured I’d drop some possible heat for those who missed blade show and need to scratch that knife addict itch.
Ships USPS to 🇺🇸 (including Hawaii and Alaska because it’s the same price) within 48-72 hours of payment. PPFF/Venmo/Zelle, will accept PPGS but buyer pays the fee, absolutely no notes when paying. Please send payment within 30 minutes if you claim a knife.
No trades.
Timestamp: https://imgur.com/a/f9nRS4d
Received this in a trade about 6 weeks ago and loved it. The action, fit, finish, and even the weight of the knife are top notch workmanship. I am at least the second owner, has been carried to an office and used to cut tape and paper, blade is still razor factory sharp with no snails. Scales clean and the finish hides any marks very well so there could be some light snails, BUT I can’t find any. Clip is clean as well. Comes with knife, COA, and box.
SV: 825
Eustler Neutralizer in Magnacut with honeycomb scales. This is from early January 2024 FCFS drop, second owner Hasn't been carried or cut, but has been disassembled and had skiff installed. Also it has been flipped a lot at my desk. Comes with box and original bearings. This is centered and has amazing action. There are some clip snails I tried to highlight in the video but it’s a little tough to see them, knife arrived to me this way
SV: 825
Got this DP Zaan off the swap about 5 weeks ago and haven’t reached for it at all. I added a JH2 backspacer and a NGMCo clip hoping it would bump my Tanto magnazaan out but it didn’t. I’m at least the second owner, has been carried and cut with by previous owners, blade is still factory sharp, and the scales have snails on them. Has been dissembled to have normal maintenance on it plus the install of the J2H. Comes with box and all the normal CRK goodies.
SV: 575
I have searched and waited for a Plague doc for a long time, finally got one and dammit it’s just a tad too big for carry which means it doesn’t get to stay. I am at least the 3rd owner on this one and it has been carried by previous owners with some light use by them as well. Blade, clip, and scales are all clean to my eye. Lock up is solid with a little side to side play if you sacrifice the nail drop action. Comes with knife, box, and a little plastic baggie for the knife.
SV: 400
Got this about 4 weeks ago to try my hand at another Mcnees. It is an awesome knife with an excellent action and looks practically untouched, just isn’t for me. I am at least the second owner, no cut or carry from either of us, action like I said is excellent. The scales, blade, and clip are all clean with no snails I can see, blade is factory and is hair popping sharp. Comes with box, COA, and Knife.
SV: 400
https://imgur.com/a/bsOh9AL
Picked this up recently to finally try one out and while it’s an awesome blade, it is too beefy for me to carry or really enjoy so I’m passing it along. I’m at least the second owner, first owner had a stripped pivot and when getting a new one it didn’t match correctly so I’m sure you can reach out and get a correct one but I personally like the black pivot. Scales have a few light snails, some snails on the blade and clip as well. This one has been disassembled by the previous owner to install skiffs (that’s where he stripped the pivot and needed a new one). Blade is factory sharp and magnacut with a nice hollow ground shape. Comes with box, docs, COA, knife, and OG bearings.
SV: 375 SOLD
Picked this up about 4 weeks ago I am at least the second owner, awesome knife with an interesting construction. No external screws, all screws are under the Ti scales which are held on by magnets. Really fidgety and fun to carry, disappears in the pocket and has a strange resemblance to a Sebenza x BM 940. I have taken the scales off to see the insides but no true disassembly past that. Blade is factory with some snails from carry on it. Lock up is usually solid but sometimes the cross bar doesn’t fully seat and there is some play, however I haven’t messed with it since it arrived and I’m sure the stronger springs it comes with would fix this easily. Comes with the box, leather slip, extra springs, COA, and knife.
SV: 220
Got this in a trade maybe 6 months ago, attempted to carry but I’d rather have a pry bar and knife. Barely used, mostly kept in the pouch in my knife gear drawer. All tools are basically untouched except the bit driver and knife to see how well they sharpened their magnacut (it’s sharp). Comes with the multitool, pouch, the extra bits and holder, box, and instructions
SV: 190
First owner, purchased this direct from Casey’s website and thought it was awesome. Carried it in my paradrop (it was a little big) for a week or so and then NGMCo popped up on my IG and I tracked down a side piece and ladyfinger which are my jam. This one hasn’t been used and I can’t find anything wrong with it. Ships as just the pry bar, these retail for $107 and are out of stock so if you want it I’ll send it your way for…
SV: 80
Second owner on this guy, picked it up to see how they are keeping up with the real ones. Very nice clone with some excellent machining and running on bearings. Lock up is solid with no play and drops to the nail with a light shake to close. Blade, scales, and clip are all clean to my eye. Comes with knife, disassembly tool, and soft taco pouch.
SV: 60
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Ships USPS to 🇺🇸 (including Hawaii and Alaska because it’s the same price) within 48-72 hours of payment. PPFF/Venmo/Zelle, will accept PPGS but buyer pays the fee, absolutely no notes when paying. Please send payment within 30 minutes if you claim a knife.
No trades.
Timestamp: https://imgur.com/a/f9nRS4d
Eutsler D.U.K. (Honeycomb, Magnacut)
https://imgur.com/a/MAMJlnRReceived this in a trade about 6 weeks ago and loved it. The action, fit, finish, and even the weight of the knife are top notch workmanship. I am at least the second owner, has been carried to an office and used to cut tape and paper, blade is still razor factory sharp with no snails. Scales clean and the finish hides any marks very well so there could be some light snails, BUT I can’t find any. Clip is clean as well. Comes with knife, COA, and box.
SV: 825
Eutsler Neutralizer (Magnacut)
https://imgur.com/a/gx1uOnmEustler Neutralizer in Magnacut with honeycomb scales. This is from early January 2024 FCFS drop, second owner Hasn't been carried or cut, but has been disassembled and had skiff installed. Also it has been flipped a lot at my desk. Comes with box and original bearings. This is centered and has amazing action. There are some clip snails I tried to highlight in the video but it’s a little tough to see them, knife arrived to me this way
SV: 825
CRK Umnumzaan DP (Magnacut) DOB: April 17, 2023
https://imgur.com/a/ZwqwEMiGot this DP Zaan off the swap about 5 weeks ago and haven’t reached for it at all. I added a JH2 backspacer and a NGMCo clip hoping it would bump my Tanto magnazaan out but it didn’t. I’m at least the second owner, has been carried and cut with by previous owners, blade is still factory sharp, and the scales have snails on them. Has been dissembled to have normal maintenance on it plus the install of the J2H. Comes with box and all the normal CRK goodies.
SV: 575
Spartan Blades Plague Doctor (Blue / Full sized)
https://imgur.com/a/LrP23SBI have searched and waited for a Plague doc for a long time, finally got one and dammit it’s just a tad too big for carry which means it doesn’t get to stay. I am at least the 3rd owner on this one and it has been carried by previous owners with some light use by them as well. Blade, clip, and scales are all clean to my eye. Lock up is solid with a little side to side play if you sacrifice the nail drop action. Comes with knife, box, and a little plastic baggie for the knife.
SV: 400
Mcnees PM Mac2 (3.5)
https://imgur.com/a/vCMDRlVGot this about 4 weeks ago to try my hand at another Mcnees. It is an awesome knife with an excellent action and looks practically untouched, just isn’t for me. I am at least the second owner, no cut or carry from either of us, action like I said is excellent. The scales, blade, and clip are all clean with no snails I can see, blade is factory and is hair popping sharp. Comes with box, COA, and Knife.
SV: 400
Sparrow Strix
https://imgur.com/a/bsOh9ALPiratech Kraken
https://imgur.com/a/m905ZmqPicked this up about 4 weeks ago I am at least the second owner, awesome knife with an interesting construction. No external screws, all screws are under the Ti scales which are held on by magnets. Really fidgety and fun to carry, disappears in the pocket and has a strange resemblance to a Sebenza x BM 940. I have taken the scales off to see the insides but no true disassembly past that. Blade is factory with some snails from carry on it. Lock up is usually solid but sometimes the cross bar doesn’t fully seat and there is some play, however I haven’t messed with it since it arrived and I’m sure the stronger springs it comes with would fix this easily. Comes with the box, leather slip, extra springs, COA, and knife.
SV: 220
Leatherman Arc
https://imgur.com/a/dHePL60Got this in a trade maybe 6 months ago, attempted to carry but I’d rather have a pry bar and knife. Barely used, mostly kept in the pouch in my knife gear drawer. All tools are basically untouched except the bit driver and knife to see how well they sharpened their magnacut (it’s sharp). Comes with the multitool, pouch, the extra bits and holder, box, and instructions
SV: 190
Lynch NW Best case scenario V1.3 Frag Prybar
https://imgur.com/a/Y3FilKAFirst owner, purchased this direct from Casey’s website and thought it was awesome. Carried it in my paradrop (it was a little big) for a week or so and then NGMCo popped up on my IG and I tracked down a side piece and ladyfinger which are my jam. This one hasn’t been used and I can’t find anything wrong with it. Ships as just the pry bar, these retail for $107 and are out of stock so if you want it I’ll send it your way for…
SV: 80
Beketen Umnumzaan CLONE (VG10 and glass blast)
https://imgur.com/a/8nfvmIcSecond owner on this guy, picked it up to see how they are keeping up with the real ones. Very nice clone with some excellent machining and running on bearings. Lock up is solid with no play and drops to the nail with a light shake to close. Blade, scales, and clip are all clean to my eye. Comes with knife, disassembly tool, and soft taco pouch.
SV: 60
2024.06.10 07:28 Frequent-History-745 Our immigration experience. F1 to green card in 4 months in NJ.
Thought I'd share our immigration story to give some people in similar positions some hope. I (37M) am a US Citizen. I met my now-wife (31F from Russia) May of 2022. She entered the country on a tourist visa which was expiring, but transitioned to F1 status.
I proposed to her in May of 2023. We went ahead and got married on paper in June of 2023 while we planned a real wedding for this year.
My wife had friends who did the process on their own with success, but I didn't want to take any risks as the forms can be overwhelming. I retained an attorney in August who guided us through the process. ($3500 attorney fee plus the filing fees which totaled around $1760.) Honestly - she was worth every penny.
Once the attorney submitted the paperwork, my wife was able to drop out of the school she was attending simply to keep her legal status because the attorney said she didn't need to maintain F1 status any longer since we filed.
Big tip the attorney emphasized was supplying a lot of evidence that our marriage was legitimate. Photos are a given, but showing documents that your lives are intertwined financially are key. She didn't show income since she's F1, so it was based on mine, but it was important to show she was involved. By the way, the income requirement to show you can support your spouse is just above poverty level.
We supplied photos through the relationship (particularly with other friends and family members in them - it's actually important) and screenshots of dated social media posts with and about each other through the year, but we also supplied a copy of our lease that I added her to, a storage locker lease in both our names, family phone plan bill, joint bank account, receipt from plane tickets for a vacation, etc. It felt like overkill but I think thanks to this, they waived the interview.
Follow all the other steps including doing your biometrics appointments and doctors appointments. She wound up having to get a couple immunizations again because she couldn't prove she got them as a child, but really just a minor inconvenience. All medical records must be translated.
She got her work authorization card early October and the social security card shortly after. Finally, around the week of Christmas, she got her green card.
Overall it was as smooth as one could hope. Good luck!
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I proposed to her in May of 2023. We went ahead and got married on paper in June of 2023 while we planned a real wedding for this year.
My wife had friends who did the process on their own with success, but I didn't want to take any risks as the forms can be overwhelming. I retained an attorney in August who guided us through the process. ($3500 attorney fee plus the filing fees which totaled around $1760.) Honestly - she was worth every penny.
Once the attorney submitted the paperwork, my wife was able to drop out of the school she was attending simply to keep her legal status because the attorney said she didn't need to maintain F1 status any longer since we filed.
Big tip the attorney emphasized was supplying a lot of evidence that our marriage was legitimate. Photos are a given, but showing documents that your lives are intertwined financially are key. She didn't show income since she's F1, so it was based on mine, but it was important to show she was involved. By the way, the income requirement to show you can support your spouse is just above poverty level.
We supplied photos through the relationship (particularly with other friends and family members in them - it's actually important) and screenshots of dated social media posts with and about each other through the year, but we also supplied a copy of our lease that I added her to, a storage locker lease in both our names, family phone plan bill, joint bank account, receipt from plane tickets for a vacation, etc. It felt like overkill but I think thanks to this, they waived the interview.
Follow all the other steps including doing your biometrics appointments and doctors appointments. She wound up having to get a couple immunizations again because she couldn't prove she got them as a child, but really just a minor inconvenience. All medical records must be translated.
She got her work authorization card early October and the social security card shortly after. Finally, around the week of Christmas, she got her green card.
Overall it was as smooth as one could hope. Good luck!
2024.06.10 07:27 cennaya Looking for a Link from Legend of Zelda!
Hello! My name is Vix and I'm 28. Been role-playing for about 15 years at this point, but I am fine with any amount of experience so long as you're a literate roleplayer. Please do not message me if you are not a literate roleplayer, if you don't format your writing correctly ( i.e paragraph breaks, quotation marks, things like that), or if you are under the age of 20.
This post is not very much unlike my last searches, but I am looking for something a little more specific this time around. I specifically want Link from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, or Hyrule Warriors to go against my OC. I am also interested in possibly making our own original reincarnations. I've been on a kick making temples and going into the lore, and I'd really like to craft an adventure with some of these things that make Zelda, Zelda. I'm hoping for something long-lasting that we can continue to build on.
Some info about my writing:
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This post is not very much unlike my last searches, but I am looking for something a little more specific this time around. I specifically want Link from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, or Hyrule Warriors to go against my OC. I am also interested in possibly making our own original reincarnations. I've been on a kick making temples and going into the lore, and I'd really like to craft an adventure with some of these things that make Zelda, Zelda. I'm hoping for something long-lasting that we can continue to build on.
Some info about my writing:
- I tend to write lengthy replies, ideally around 3-5+ paragraphs, but so long as my partner is putting in effort, I won't be all that pressed to match my length; quality over quantity!
- I have a premade OC that I will be using. She is a pyromancer, a scholar, and an adventurer interested in history and wanting to experience the temples for herself.
- I work full time but try to reply at least a few times a day regardless of that. Either way, I frequently interact OOC whether I'm able to respond or not.
- The types of things I enjoy writing are adventure, romance, character exploration, hurt / comfort, angst, and found family.
- I only write in third person, past tense. I'm not opposed to tense changes but prefer to keep it in third person.
- I only use discord!
- I like to roleplay realistically, meaning things like unrealistic body proportions, anime physics, OP abilities, furries, and things in that vein are a 'no'. This also means some game mechanics will be rewritten with realism in mind, but I promise, it won't be boring.
- I will be requiring writing samples and will provide my own.
2024.06.10 07:26 K1R4_exe Mobile app
(Copy pasted from another post)
Some dude on discord figured out a way to get c.ai to work again!!! And it really works Guys, here's how to fix c.ai if you're using the app. Create a group chat with a random character, doesn't matter who the character is. next, send a few messages to them. After all that you look at your profile and it should be working like normal without any lag or anything, all your chats should load. And the best part, you can close the app and it'll stay fixed
Btw, if you're out of app too long, it'll glitch again, but all you have to do is exit it and go back into the app again, and it should work fine.
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Some dude on discord figured out a way to get c.ai to work again!!! And it really works Guys, here's how to fix c.ai if you're using the app. Create a group chat with a random character, doesn't matter who the character is. next, send a few messages to them. After all that you look at your profile and it should be working like normal without any lag or anything, all your chats should load. And the best part, you can close the app and it'll stay fixed
Btw, if you're out of app too long, it'll glitch again, but all you have to do is exit it and go back into the app again, and it should work fine.
2024.06.10 07:24 ryetheman9 tired of this
sorry for the long rant, i just needed to get this all out. i think it's all censored, but if i missed anything please let me know so i can edit it!
i'm so tired of this phobia controlling my life. i've felt so s* every single day for weeks now, and it's getting unmanageable. i'm scared that I'll get s* each time i eat, so i stick to eating dry crackers and toast. It's just so maddening, because i know i'm fine. i know that where it hurts isn't my stomach. i know that i'm not actually n*. i know that even if I do v*, it won't be as bad as my head is making it out to be. it's a few seconds of uncomfortableness, and then it's over. but knowing all of that stuff logically doesn't help. nothing helps.
like, right now it's 12am and i'm awake, scared out of my mind that this is it. i have no reason to believe this, because it's all throat n*, my stomach isn't cramping, and i don't have d*. i genuinely wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. i leave for a summer camp on the 12th, and i'm so scared. i'm bringing my own food because i'm scared of fp*. i'm scared to get s* on the drive there, even though i don't have a history of motion s*.
this is destroying me, and i don't know how to stop it. my parents won't take it seriously, and i'm on my last leg. my mom said to me that she wishes i would just get a sb* so that way i could get over this, which sucked. each day it's the same: wake up, start to feel off, panic about it all day, panic worse at night, fall asleep, wake up and think that it's going to happen, fall back asleep. i can't enjoy my life anymore! everything is controlled by this phobia, and i just want it to stop. i need it to stop. i can't do this anymore. i'm so done with it, but nothing i do will make it go away.
i had some leftovers earlier, and i was so proud of myself for stepping out of my comfort zone (it was mexican rice that was covered in queso and had chicken on top, it was so good), but now i don't feel great and it's making me think i have fp*. i definitely don't! i'm just anxious. it's like one step forward and eight steps back. each time i make a little bit of progress, the symptoms of my anxiety change and it freaks me out all over again.
i'm just done with this. i'm done with the constant fear and anxiety. i'm tired of losing weight because i can't force myself to eat. i'm tired of not being able to enjoy my life because my stomach hurts a little or my throat feels funny. i'm tired of trying to figure out if something is n* or stomach cramps, even though i would know if it was. i'm just so done with my emetophobia.
again, sorry for the super long rant, it kind of got away from me. i just had to get this out of my head, because it's been eating me alive for the past four weeks.
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i'm so tired of this phobia controlling my life. i've felt so s* every single day for weeks now, and it's getting unmanageable. i'm scared that I'll get s* each time i eat, so i stick to eating dry crackers and toast. It's just so maddening, because i know i'm fine. i know that where it hurts isn't my stomach. i know that i'm not actually n*. i know that even if I do v*, it won't be as bad as my head is making it out to be. it's a few seconds of uncomfortableness, and then it's over. but knowing all of that stuff logically doesn't help. nothing helps.
like, right now it's 12am and i'm awake, scared out of my mind that this is it. i have no reason to believe this, because it's all throat n*, my stomach isn't cramping, and i don't have d*. i genuinely wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. i leave for a summer camp on the 12th, and i'm so scared. i'm bringing my own food because i'm scared of fp*. i'm scared to get s* on the drive there, even though i don't have a history of motion s*.
this is destroying me, and i don't know how to stop it. my parents won't take it seriously, and i'm on my last leg. my mom said to me that she wishes i would just get a sb* so that way i could get over this, which sucked. each day it's the same: wake up, start to feel off, panic about it all day, panic worse at night, fall asleep, wake up and think that it's going to happen, fall back asleep. i can't enjoy my life anymore! everything is controlled by this phobia, and i just want it to stop. i need it to stop. i can't do this anymore. i'm so done with it, but nothing i do will make it go away.
i had some leftovers earlier, and i was so proud of myself for stepping out of my comfort zone (it was mexican rice that was covered in queso and had chicken on top, it was so good), but now i don't feel great and it's making me think i have fp*. i definitely don't! i'm just anxious. it's like one step forward and eight steps back. each time i make a little bit of progress, the symptoms of my anxiety change and it freaks me out all over again.
i'm just done with this. i'm done with the constant fear and anxiety. i'm tired of losing weight because i can't force myself to eat. i'm tired of not being able to enjoy my life because my stomach hurts a little or my throat feels funny. i'm tired of trying to figure out if something is n* or stomach cramps, even though i would know if it was. i'm just so done with my emetophobia.
again, sorry for the super long rant, it kind of got away from me. i just had to get this out of my head, because it's been eating me alive for the past four weeks.
2024.06.10 07:22 Fearless-Manager-441 Finding the truth
Does any wives have experience uncovering porn issues with their husbands ? I have this horrible sense that wont go away.... has been an issue in the past . Any adive on how to put tj to rest or uncover the trurh would be so helpful.... recent sudden samsung broswer pop ups on his phone regarding cash app refund, and payment denial, same day numerous spam fb messeage requests from hussys. Doesnt seem random.. he is very good at hiding it it seems . And i jate that i have this lack of trust... its so hard to regain..... but womens senses ..... any comments on sites i shpuld check and or steps to help me with this issue. Please share your journey thrpugh these insecurities!!!!.
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2024.06.10 07:20 JessicaOL_GUA Understanding differences between OCD and autism-related repetitive behaviours
Hi everyone 😊 I have posted in the past about some research our team is conducting at Griffith University in Australia about understanding differences in the ways that repetitive behaviours are experienced for people with OCD versus autistic people. A lot of people showed interest in this topic so I thought I would share our latest systematic review study which was published in the Journal of Autism and Developmental Disorders. The link to access the paper is here in case you are interested: Repetitive Behaviors in Autism and Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: A Systematic Review Journal of Autism and Developmental Disorders (springer.com)
We still have one study open for participation, which is an anonymous online survey about autism- and OCD-related repetitive behaviours, mental well-being, and quality of life. Autistic individuals, individuals with OCD, and individuals with both diagnoses are all welcome to participate.
If you are interested in participating, you can reach out to me via DM. You can use the following message template if you aren’t sure how to word your message, and I will send the survey link to you:
Hello, I am interested in completing the online survey. Please send me the link.
Thank you so much for your interest, or just for taking the time to read along. We hope that on-going research will contribute to better support, and better outcomes, for autistic people and people living with OCD. Your participation is very welcome!
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We still have one study open for participation, which is an anonymous online survey about autism- and OCD-related repetitive behaviours, mental well-being, and quality of life. Autistic individuals, individuals with OCD, and individuals with both diagnoses are all welcome to participate.
If you are interested in participating, you can reach out to me via DM. You can use the following message template if you aren’t sure how to word your message, and I will send the survey link to you:
Hello, I am interested in completing the online survey. Please send me the link.
Thank you so much for your interest, or just for taking the time to read along. We hope that on-going research will contribute to better support, and better outcomes, for autistic people and people living with OCD. Your participation is very welcome!
2024.06.10 07:15 canpsin wha
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2024.06.10 07:14 Juvia_sweet Is this a scam or is it real
 | Is this a scam? I’m starting to sell a few things and i thought a PayPal would work but i feel like im getting scammed. Can someone please tell me if I am or not submitted by Juvia_sweet to Scams [link] [comments] |
2024.06.10 07:09 JessicaOL_GUA Understanding differences between OCD and autism-related repetitive behaviours
Hi everyone 😊 I have posted in the past about some research our team is conducting at Griffith University in Australia about understanding differences in the ways that repetitive behaviours are experienced for people with OCD versus autistic people. A lot of people showed interest in this topic so I thought I would share our latest systematic review study which was published in the Journal of Autism and Developmental Disorders. The link to access the paper is here in case you are interested: Repetitive Behaviors in Autism and Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: A Systematic Review Journal of Autism and Developmental Disorders (springer.com)
We still have one study open for participation which extends on this work, which is an anonymous online survey about autism- and OCD-related repetitive behaviours, mental well-being, and quality of life. Autistic individuals, individuals with OCD, and individuals with both diagnoses are all welcome to participate.
If you are interested in participating, you are more than welcome to reach out to me via DM. You can use the following message template if you aren’t sure how to word your message, and I will send the survey link to you:
Hello, I am interested in completing the online survey. Please send me the link.
Thank you so much for your interest, or just for taking the time to read along. It is our hope that on-going research will contribute to better support, and better outcomes, for autistic people and people living with OCD. Your participation is very welcome 😊
submitted by JessicaOL_GUA to OCD [link] [comments]
We still have one study open for participation which extends on this work, which is an anonymous online survey about autism- and OCD-related repetitive behaviours, mental well-being, and quality of life. Autistic individuals, individuals with OCD, and individuals with both diagnoses are all welcome to participate.
If you are interested in participating, you are more than welcome to reach out to me via DM. You can use the following message template if you aren’t sure how to word your message, and I will send the survey link to you:
Hello, I am interested in completing the online survey. Please send me the link.
Thank you so much for your interest, or just for taking the time to read along. It is our hope that on-going research will contribute to better support, and better outcomes, for autistic people and people living with OCD. Your participation is very welcome 😊